Hello everyone! Sorry to have been so terrible about updating these past few weeks. I have been busy hand painting ukeleles for my friend Amanda Palmer’s protégés Evelyn Evelyn. This turned out to be a major undertaking, and it caused me to become quite insane as I spent hour after hour, day after day painting the most beautiful siamese elephants and other decorative elements based off of my new facebook and twitter friend who I’ve never met in person Cynthia von Buhler’s fabulous album art.

Anyhow, today we’re taking a break from the abnormal story line to bring you this rainy day cutout adventure activity for your at home entertainment! As I write this, it is Earth Day, and if you order an Earth shirt from my t-shirt shop, Solid State Circus, I’ll throw in an extra special printout of this which has my very own signature on it. Also, you can use the special checkout code “GOEARTH” to get 20% off of your entire order! Normally $17.99, that makes any regular t-shirt just $14.39. And that’s PayPal monies too, which is basically pretend Internet money anyway, so why not go crazy nuts and order a bunch of shirts?