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night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night
Date: Thu, 3 May 2007 18:54:51 -0400
And in the depth, as the last few corpses lie rotting on the slimy
thoroughfare, the shadows lifted from the roofs of buildings high on
Winter Hill, and red mutant limes squeezed their juices into cocktail
glasses cracked and stained by [...]

Pokernight Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight Pokernight
Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2006 19:44:58 -0400
Dear Pokernight,
Pokernight pokernight, pokernight, pokernight pokernight pokernight.
Pokernight.  Pokernight pokernight!  And then pokernight pokernight
pokernight!  But pokernight, and pokernight, they all pokernight
pokernight robots.  Thus, a pokernight pokernight was pokernight, and
all was pokernight.
Hope you are pokernight,

you’re probably already on your way to POKER NIGHT

To: poker-night
Subject: you’re probably already on your way to POKER NIGHT
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2004 20:36:35 -0400
From: Matt L.
blah blah robots blah blah blah aliens
blah engineering blah blah blah blah fish blah more robots blah
blah blah blah first hand at nine
bring some pale ale you hooligans
Matt L.

Super Poker Night Now Available in Super Size

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Super Poker Night Now Available in Super Size
Date: Thu, 8 Jul 2004 20:11:43 -0400
Hey hey what about the giant robot that tried to eat a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich?
He wasn’t able to eat it because he was a robot!
Robot’s don’t eat!
first hand at nine

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: First Hand Totally Like 11 minutes ago.
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 21:12:11 -0400
For Real.
Bring Booze.

Live, at Danger House: Poker Night!

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Live, at Danger House:   Poker Night!
Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2004 19:38:12 -0400
Tonight only!
The DangerHaus Squeeky Noise Box Band!
Matt “Hotass” L.
on Keyboard, Synth, Sampler, MIDI controller,
Kazoo, and Keyboard
Gonj “Zilla”
on Synth, Synth, Fetus, Synth, Playskool Drum
Machine, and Speak and Spell
preform their greatest hits!
And Also!
“first hand at nine.”
at DangerHaus
Where Booze is like your eternal passport [...]

Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 15:26:37 -0400
Subject: Poker Night Tonight!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Has something about the world been bothering you recently?  As I’m sure
of you have already heard, our roommate and poker-night founder Matt
passed away last week while in San Francisco.   For hours we had
plagiarized early 20th century American authors, arguing up to the last
confines of [...]

This is not Spam

Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2003 05:26:06 -0400
Subject: This is not Spam
From: blake
To:  poker-night
Matt tells me there are something like three hundred people on the
poker-night mailing list.  Wow!  That’s a lot of you!  Now, I’m fairly
certain that not more than a hundred of you have been showing up these
past few weeks.  I can’t imagine that any [...]

Mid Term Review

Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 13:01:01 -0500
Subject: Mid Term Review
From: blake
To: poker-night
Evil Flesh Monsters,
You will be subjected to a Mid Term Exam designed to determine which of
you pitiful mounds of meat will proceed to the next horrible half of
the semester.  Failure will result in death, and your disgusting
corpses will be strung up in our class [...]

Poker Night TONIGHT

To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night TONIGHT
Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 12:23:03 -0500
From: Matthew M.
Look, I can’t think of anything humorous to say right now. You
probably can’t either.
Poker Night
First Hand 9pm
Texas Hold’em
whiskey, gin, easy marks, dangerous women and men: always appreciated.
Come celebrate the end of term. Hell, come celebrate your Thursday 9am