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The long dark pokernight of the soul

Subject: The long dark pokernight of the soul From: Blake To: poker-nigh The house was completely dark when I arrived. Quiet, too. A little too quite. I stumbled up the stairs and into the library. A dim light seeped through the cigarette smoke stained windows. Enough for me to find a clear spot on the […]

Broken Glass Poker Night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Broken Glass Poker Night Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 18:03:55 -0500 They shipped me a box of broken glass. Broken glass mixed with phosphors and mercury, bubble wrap and not enough packing peanuts. Do the phosphor coatings on fluorescent bulbs still glow when they are excited by high energy electromagnetic […]

Another Pokernight is Happening Tonight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Another Pokernight is Happening Tonight Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 20:40:51 -0500 I used to think that the fuzzy navel was the best alcoholic beverage available.  This was my freshman year.  I would actually give money to upperclassmen and ask them to buy me a handle of peach schnapps. A […]

My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:07:11 -0400 From: blake To: poker-night Subject: My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots People keep on telling me, “We’re tired of hearing made up stories about Billy and the squirrel and various characters named Jesus!  We want to know more about what’s really happening at Dangerhouse!”  […]

Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:28:26 -0500 Subject: Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse From: blake To: poker-night Last week the pipe that delivers delicious hot water into the Danger Kitchen froze.  I tried to unfreeze it.  I ran hot water all through the nearby pipes.  I held a hot iron up against the […]

Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 17:21:54 -0400 (EDT) From: Blake To: poker-night Subject: Poker Night Tonight! Dear Friends, I hope this message gets to you.  I’m not entirley certain that DangerHaus is capable of communicating with the outside world anymore.  Thing have gone horribly wrong around here. It all started about a week ago, when […]