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That freaking Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: That freaking Pokernight
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400
A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there
were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that
you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time
machine and also a very fast [...]

Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:46:26 -0400
From: gonj
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth
hmmmmmm…time for the poker night email….should we go with biting and
vicious?…poetic and eloquent?….satirical and witty?…bah, fuck it.
So, it’s Thursday, as like every Thursday before it’s poker night….I
could expound upon the beauty of the universe, the giant killer robots,
the megalomaniacal alien dictators…..but…fuck [...]

Great Poker Night in the Sky

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Great Poker Night in the Sky
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:41:54 -0500
There I was, minding my own damn business, on the downtown bus on my
way to see my lady friend, when all the sudden this big fat guy
starts giving me grief because he doesn’t have enough seat to fit his
entire fat ass [...]

Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul
Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500
Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic.
I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month.
I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time.
It’s true.
I eat food.
cooked food.
So of course there was party month, [...]

Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400
“Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?”
“your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.”
“Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this
is indisputably _my_ car.  You see that stain over [...]

Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue
Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:42:41 -0400
In the distant future Pokertronic ANdroids will develop special time
machines that run on pure logic and games of chance.  The only
problem is they won’t know where they’re going until after they get
back and run google searches for “Pokertronic Androids in History”.
This won’t [...]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed!
From: blake
To: poker-night
One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the
abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope,
and the starship had belonged to a group of skinny humanoids from a
system a [...]

Regular Old Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:49:38 -0400
Subject: Regular Old Poker Night Tonight!
From: blake
To: Poker-night
Tonight’s poker night promises to be completely ordinary.
This is Blake. There will be nothing unusual about tonight’s poker
night. Bring all your earthling quarters and ethanol. There is nothing
unusual about this poker night. Repeat. Nothing unusual. Blake has not
been abducted by aliens and [...]

A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night

Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 15:16:26 -0400
Subject: A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
Dear Friends,
For the past few hours I have been receiving a barrage of concerned
email messages and telephone calls from citizens who are deeply worried
about the fact that today is the anniversary of that time those
airplanes flew themselves into [...]

no subject (Alien Abduction)

Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 10:55:19 -0400
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
Well, I was abducted by aliens again last night.  This shit is getting
out of control.  I mean, at first I thought it was pretty cool, you
know?  Like, how many of my friends have ever been abducted by aliens?
But now I get abducted just about every night!  It [...]