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That freaking Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: That freaking Pokernight Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400 A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time […]

Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:46:26 -0400 From: gonj To: poker-night Subject: Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth hmmmmmm…time for the poker night email….should we go with biting and vicious?…poetic and eloquent?….satirical and witty?…bah, fuck it. So, it’s Thursday, as like every Thursday before it’s poker night….I could expound upon the beauty of the universe, […]

Great Poker Night in the Sky

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Great Poker Night in the Sky Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:41:54 -0500 There I was, minding my own damn business, on the downtown bus on my way to see my lady friend, when all the sudden this big fat guy starts giving me grief because he doesn’t have enough […]

Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500 Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic. I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month. I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time. It’s true. I eat […]

Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400 “Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?” “your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.” “Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this is indisputably […]

Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:42:41 -0400 In the distant future Pokertronic ANdroids will develop special time machines that run on pure logic and games of chance.  The only problem is they won’t know where they’re going until after they get back and run google […]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed! From: blake To: poker-night One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope, and the starship had belonged to a group […]

Regular Old Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:49:38 -0400 Subject: Regular Old Poker Night Tonight! From: blake To: Poker-night Tonight’s poker night promises to be completely ordinary. This is Blake. There will be nothing unusual about tonight’s poker night. Bring all your earthling quarters and ethanol. There is nothing unusual about this poker night. Repeat. Nothing unusual. […]

A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night

Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 15:16:26 -0400 Subject: A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night From: blake To: poker-night Dear Friends, For the past few hours I have been receiving a barrage of concerned email messages and telephone calls from citizens who are deeply worried about the fact that today is the anniversary […]

no subject (Alien Abduction)

Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 10:55:19 -0400 Subject: From: blake To: poker-night Well, I was abducted by aliens again last night.  This shit is getting out of control.  I mean, at first I thought it was pretty cool, you know?  Like, how many of my friends have ever been abducted by aliens? But now I […]