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pokernight is full of lies

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: pokernight is full of lies Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2007 20:57:16 -0500 A long time ago in a place far far away there once lived a little frog whose name was not Fredrickson but for the purpose of this story we will refer to him as Fredrickson even though that […]

Amazing Grace Poker Night

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:06:01 -0400 From: blake To: poker-night Subject: Amazing Grace Poker Night And so it has come to pass that the very gods and angels of heaven have descended from their ethereal pedestals and joined man kind in joyous celebration of the new techno dance music the kids are into and […]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size! From: blake To: poker-night Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago, in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the […]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed! From: blake To: poker-night One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope, and the starship had belonged to a group […]

Deadly Nightshade Poker Night?

Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 15:30:22 -0400 Subject: Deadly Nightshade Poker Night? From: blake To: poker-night Once, there was a squirrel.  He was bad.  So very bad.  He would go around the forest being all like, “look at me!  I’m a squirrel!” and then he’d throw acorns at the people who were trying to have […]

A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night

Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 15:16:26 -0400 Subject: A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night From: blake To: poker-night Dear Friends, For the past few hours I have been receiving a barrage of concerned email messages and telephone calls from citizens who are deeply worried about the fact that today is the anniversary […]

Poker Night Tonight

Date: Thu, 12 Jun 2003 16:44:36 -0400 Subject: Poker Night Tonight From: blake To: poker-night Hello again, friends.  It’s that time of the week.  Time to come and play a rousing game of cards at DangerHaus, to give alcohol to DangerHaus, and to loose your money to DangerHaus. Well, it’s been quite a week at […]

You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2003 15:35:54 -0500 Subject: You are Invited to our Mass Suicide! From: blake To: poker-night Hello Friends, Has the world got you down? Do the kids at school make fun of you? Do you worry that your thighs, ass, or stomach is too fat? Do you feel like no matter how […]

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Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2003 17:58:01 -0500 Subject: From: blake To: poker-night My dear friends, There are a few issues I’ve been having with a lot of you and I feel that it’s time to clear things up.  I’m sorry for letting it come to this.  I hope we can all still be friends. *  […]