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pokernight is full of lies

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight is full of lies
Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2007 20:57:16 -0500
A long time ago in a place far far away there once lived a little
frog whose name was not Fredrickson but for the purpose of this story
we will refer to him as Fredrickson even though that isn’t really his
name. Fredrickson did [...]

Amazing Grace Poker Night

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:06:01 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: Amazing Grace Poker Night
And so it has come to pass that the very gods and angels of heaven have
descended from their ethereal pedestals and joined man kind in joyous
celebration of the new techno dance music the kids are into and the
wonders of modern psycho pharmacology that [...]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago,
in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still
living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the jungle called Des
Moins, in the Southern [...]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed!
From: blake
To: poker-night
One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the
abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope,
and the starship had belonged to a group of skinny humanoids from a
system a [...]

Deadly Nightshade Poker Night?

Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 15:30:22 -0400
Subject: Deadly Nightshade Poker Night?
From: blake
To: poker-night
Once, there was a squirrel.  He was bad.  So very bad.  He would go
around the forest being all like, “look at me!  I’m a squirrel!” and
then he’d throw acorns at the people who were trying to have a
delightful picnic.  Then he would shoot [...]

A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night

Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 15:16:26 -0400
Subject: A New Era of Peace and Prosperity Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
Dear Friends,
For the past few hours I have been receiving a barrage of concerned
email messages and telephone calls from citizens who are deeply worried
about the fact that today is the anniversary of that time those
airplanes flew themselves into [...]

Poker Night Tonight

Date: Thu, 12 Jun 2003 16:44:36 -0400
Subject: Poker Night Tonight
From: blake
To: poker-night
Hello again, friends.  It’s that time of the week.  Time to come and
play a rousing game of cards at DangerHaus, to give alcohol to
DangerHaus, and to loose your money to DangerHaus.
Well, it’s been quite a week at DangerHaus.  We did manage to find
Fluffy, our [...]

You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2003 15:35:54 -0500
Subject: You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Hello Friends,
Has the world got you down?
Do the kids at school make fun of you?
Do you worry that your thighs, ass, or stomach is too fat?
Do you feel like no matter how many protests you go to, nobody is
listening?
Well, friends, [...]

no subject

Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2003 17:58:01 -0500
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
My dear friends,
There are a few issues I’ve been having with a lot of you and I feel
that it’s time to clear things up.  I’m sorry for letting it come to
this.  I hope we can all still be friends.
*  Whoever keeps on leaving the door to Chuckle’s [...]