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Pokernight: Amusing 19th Century Melodrama, or Hive of Angry Bees?

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight: Amusing 19th Century Melodrama, or Hive of Angry Bees?
Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:49:16 -0400
When we last left our intrepid hero, the amazing pokerduck had fallen
into the seventeenth circle of oblivion and was fighting to save his
immortal soul from the grips of the evil marching band instructor,
The Pacekeeper. After [...]

Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:54:34 -0400
From: Gonj
To: poker-night
Subject: Bringing the Weather of the World to You
Almost 70 degrees in March? In Boston? What the hell is this world
coming to…but don’t worry folks, because yes, you have been living in
a delusional state for the past week. As of Friday, the outlook call
cold, [...]

Great Poker Night in the Sky

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Great Poker Night in the Sky
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:41:54 -0500
There I was, minding my own damn business, on the downtown bus on my
way to see my lady friend, when all the sudden this big fat guy
starts giving me grief because he doesn’t have enough seat to fit his
entire fat ass [...]

Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:48:30 -0400
Deep within the sacred caves of magic poker land there lives a
fearsome and mighty bear with fur as white as the heart of a freshly
fallen sun.  The bear is albino, has never seen the light, his eyes
would be [...]

The Poker Knight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The Poker Knight
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:15:43 -0400
They told me I couldn’t take any liquids with me on the ship.  Ha!
ha ha ha!   What a funny joke, I thought.  I laughed to myself, those
ha has were in my head.  No liquids!  Didn’t they know that I, a
human mammal creature, am largely [...]

Pokerduck II: Wrath of Monkey

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokerduck II:  Wrath of Monkey
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:33:00 -0400
Realizing the need for a hero figure in the story we must struggle to
get through this evening, you assume the roll of the mighty
Pokerduck, hero to many, lover of some, feared by few.  Flying around
the galaxy in your top of the line [...]

Pokernight of the Gods

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight of the Gods
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:50:33 -0400
When you were a child you thought that maybe you were a god of some
kind, left here to mature and that one day you’d be welcomed into the
pantheon of your true family.  That was even before you realized that
you had these special powers.  [...]

About a Boy Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: About a Boy Poker Night
Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:11:23 -0400
Billy used to think people were always watching him.  For a while it
was all cool.  He was like, yeah, I’m a star!  But then he got to
feeling like people were judging him by the size of his little guy
every time he had [...]

Pokernight your path to financial freedom

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Pokernight your path to financial freedom
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:13:23 -0400
Once upon a time, there lived a magic duckling named Teddy.  Teddy was
magic because though he was but a young duckling, and a boy, he could
lay eggs of pure gold.  If he wanted.  He could also lay eggs of pure
dookie.  His [...]

no subject (i hate the rock)

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 17:50:16 -0400
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
Back before any of you were born a man could walk into a convienence
store and order himself a triple shot of espresso, disposable sex toys,
and an alcoholic hooker.  What they don’t teach you in those fancy
schools of yours is that the confederation of American states was
actually run [...]