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Tag Archives: storybook

“inviting strangers”

Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 20:50:58 -0400 (EDT)
From: “Clara.”
To: poker-night
Subject: “inviting strangers”
i could tell you a fairy tale
make it good
with aliens and ducks and booze
and probably a little child
with a fetish for some emo objet d’art
it’d be all postmodern and shit
but i’m too high on the fumes
of sleep-dep
of dusty sweat
of hair dye
of moving
of power (!)
my [...]

Poker Night – 9pm – Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:51:50 -0400
From: “Matt”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night – 9pm – Dangerhouse
Once upon a time, like last week or so, there was a man named Bob, who was a
Nihilist and would have believed in nothing were he to believe in anything
at all. To make a long introduction involving his growing up, going [...]

Pokernight Fairytale

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight Fairytale
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply
store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted
staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it
notes on the fridge, for example, [...]

The little red pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The little red pokernight
Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2007 19:54:34 -0400
Billy the brown rabbit hippity hopped down the rabbit trail to visit
his friend, Samantha Fox. Billy the brown rabbit and Samantha fox
had known each other for years. They weren’t dating or anything,
that would never work out, because they were such good [...]

Pokerduck II: Wrath of Monkey

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokerduck II:  Wrath of Monkey
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:33:00 -0400
Realizing the need for a hero figure in the story we must struggle to
get through this evening, you assume the roll of the mighty
Pokerduck, hero to many, lover of some, feared by few.  Flying around
the galaxy in your top of the line [...]

happy pokernight is for the rich, beautiful, healthy, and sincear

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: happy pokernight is for the rich, beautiful, healthy, and sincear
Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:53:12 -0400
Friendly poker-bunnies hippity hop across the green grassy fields and
frolic together all day in the warm summer sun.  Hippity hoppity
poker bunnies don’t worry about sending their young to strange
foreign places to kill other bunnies.  That’s because they [...]

Of course, you could go to Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Of course, you could go to Poker Night
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2006 19:41:56 -0400
It was a dark and stormy night.  Prince Rupert of the Tomatoes knew
there was trouble afoot.  But what?  Were the evil Celery People to
blame for the foul weather?  Prince Rupert had his suspicions, but
none of his highly trained, well [...]

Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night

Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 20:06:42 -0400
Subject: Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night
From: blake
To: poker-night
It was a dark and stormy night.  All the school children had died long
ago and were laying in the streets, their rotting, smelly bodies
wreaking havoc on traffic.  Those who could still afford gasoline
couldn’t be bothered with cleaning up the [...]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago,
in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still
living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the jungle called Des
Moins, in the Southern [...]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed!
From: blake
To: poker-night
One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the
abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope,
and the starship had belonged to a group of skinny humanoids from a
system a [...]