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Tag Archives: storybook

“inviting strangers”

Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 20:50:58 -0400 (EDT) From: “Clara.” To: poker-night Subject: “inviting strangers” i could tell you a fairy tale make it good with aliens and ducks and booze and probably a little child with a fetish for some emo objet d’art it’d be all postmodern and shit but i’m too high on […]

Poker Night – 9pm – Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:51:50 -0400 From: “Matt” To: poker-night Subject: Poker Night – 9pm – Dangerhouse Once upon a time, like last week or so, there was a man named Bob, who was a Nihilist and would have believed in nothing were he to believe in anything at all. To make a long […]

Pokernight Fairytale

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight Fairytale Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400 Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it notes […]

The little red pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The little red pokernight Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2007 19:54:34 -0400 Billy the brown rabbit hippity hopped down the rabbit trail to visit his friend, Samantha Fox. Billy the brown rabbit and Samantha fox had known each other for years. They weren’t dating or anything, that would never work out, […]

Pokerduck II: Wrath of Monkey

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokerduck II:  Wrath of Monkey Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:33:00 -0400 Realizing the need for a hero figure in the story we must struggle to get through this evening, you assume the roll of the mighty Pokerduck, hero to many, lover of some, feared by few.  Flying around the […]

happy pokernight is for the rich, beautiful, healthy, and sincear

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: happy pokernight is for the rich, beautiful, healthy, and sincear Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:53:12 -0400 Friendly poker-bunnies hippity hop across the green grassy fields and frolic together all day in the warm summer sun.  Hippity hoppity poker bunnies don’t worry about sending their young to strange foreign places […]

Of course, you could go to Poker Night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Of course, you could go to Poker Night Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2006 19:41:56 -0400 It was a dark and stormy night.  Prince Rupert of the Tomatoes knew there was trouble afoot.  But what?  Were the evil Celery People to blame for the foul weather?  Prince Rupert had his suspicions, […]

Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night

Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 20:06:42 -0400 Subject: Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night From: blake To: poker-night It was a dark and stormy night.  All the school children had died long ago and were laying in the streets, their rotting, smelly bodies wreaking havoc on traffic.  Those who could still afford gasoline […]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size! From: blake To: poker-night Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago, in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the […]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed! From: blake To: poker-night One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope, and the starship had belonged to a group […]