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It Starts With Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: It Starts With Poker Night
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:16:12 -0400
Usually there will be a few people who can see them. These people
will often be made fun of if they talk about it. They will be called
crazy. If they post pictures of them on the internet they will be
accused [...]

That freaking Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: That freaking Pokernight
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400
A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there
were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that
you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time
machine and also a very fast [...]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400
Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space
is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen-
idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably.
Especially if they [...]

Robotic Poker Night Huge Success!

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:46:58 -0500
Subject: Robotic Poker Night Huge Success!
From: blake
To: poker-night
I’d often felt like Peas and Carrots were related to each other
somehow, but no once could explain to me how.  How!  How were they
related?  Obviously, they are both things that you can eat, as a side
dish, at a fancy sort of dinner, [...]

Area Safety Villians issue Warning about Danger of Poker Night

Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 17:29:41 -0500
Subject: Area Safety Villians issue Warning about Danger of Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
Since the dawn of time mankind has looked to the stars for for
financial independence.  After all, every grammar school student knows
that the stars are full of gold.  And oil.  That’s why they’re so
shiny.  Gold and oil.  Yup.  [...]

Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 15:23:19 -0500
Subject: Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
So there’s this alien who’s really been getting on my nerves lately.
He stops by the house around noon every week day, when the rest of the
house is either at work or asleep and he goes straight for the fridge.
He usually helps [...]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed!
From: blake
To: poker-night
One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the
abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope,
and the starship had belonged to a group of skinny humanoids from a
system a [...]

no subject (Alien Abduction)

Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 10:55:19 -0400
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
Well, I was abducted by aliens again last night.  This shit is getting
out of control.  I mean, at first I thought it was pretty cool, you
know?  Like, how many of my friends have ever been abducted by aliens?
But now I get abducted just about every night!  It [...]

Poker Night

Date: Thu, 1 May 2003 03:03:07 -0400
Subject: Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
We had stayed up all night, my friends and I, under the laughing
spiteful moon, full of pent up rage and littered with abandoned
spacecraft, laughing like our spirits, our invisible enemies terrified
by our extraordinary killing potential.  For hours we had plagiarized
early 20th century American authors, arguing [...]