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It Starts With Poker Night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: It Starts With Poker Night Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:16:12 -0400 Usually there will be a few people who can see them. These people will often be made fun of if they talk about it. They will be called crazy. If they post pictures of them on the internet […]

That freaking Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: That freaking Pokernight Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400 A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time […]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight! Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400 Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen- idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably. […]

Robotic Poker Night Huge Success!

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:46:58 -0500 Subject: Robotic Poker Night Huge Success! From: blake To: poker-night I’d often felt like Peas and Carrots were related to each other somehow, but no once could explain to me how.  How!  How were they related?  Obviously, they are both things that you can eat, as a side […]

Area Safety Villians issue Warning about Danger of Poker Night

Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 17:29:41 -0500 Subject: Area Safety Villians issue Warning about Danger of Poker Night From: blake To: poker-night Since the dawn of time mankind has looked to the stars for for financial independence.  After all, every grammar school student knows that the stars are full of gold.  And oil.  That’s why […]

Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 15:23:19 -0500 Subject: Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night From: blake To: poker-night So there’s this alien who’s really been getting on my nerves lately. He stops by the house around noon every week day, when the rest of the house is either at work or asleep and he goes […]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed! From: blake To: poker-night One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope, and the starship had belonged to a group […]

no subject (Alien Abduction)

Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 10:55:19 -0400 Subject: From: blake To: poker-night Well, I was abducted by aliens again last night.  This shit is getting out of control.  I mean, at first I thought it was pretty cool, you know?  Like, how many of my friends have ever been abducted by aliens? But now I […]

Poker Night

Date: Thu, 1 May 2003 03:03:07 -0400 Subject: Poker Night From: blake To: poker-night We had stayed up all night, my friends and I, under the laughing spiteful moon, full of pent up rage and littered with abandoned spacecraft, laughing like our spirits, our invisible enemies terrified by our extraordinary killing potential.  For hours we […]