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Tag Archives: Safety Villa

My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:07:11 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots
People keep on telling me, “We’re tired of hearing made up stories about
Billy and the squirrel and various characters named Jesus!  We want to
know more about what’s really happening at Dangerhouse!”  Well gentle
reader, allow me to quench [...]

Area Safety Villians issue Warning about Danger of Poker Night

Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 17:29:41 -0500
Subject: Area Safety Villians issue Warning about Danger of Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
Since the dawn of time mankind has looked to the stars for for
financial independence.  After all, every grammar school student knows
that the stars are full of gold.  And oil.  That’s why they’re so
shiny.  Gold and oil.  Yup.  [...]

Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2003 19:40:10 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Tonight!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Hey kids,
I know you are all deeply concerned by now because you haven’t received
you’re weekly dose of Poker Night related email.  You probably have
come to the completely logical conclusion that this is because you’ve
somehow offended everyone at DangerHaus or some random person with an
important [...]

Missing: Giant Robot

Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2003 13:51:20 -0400
Subject: Missing:  Giant Robot
From: blake
To: poker-night
Missing:  one giant robot
Hight:  15 meters
Colour:  silverish with blast marks of various sizes, mostly near and
on the defensive shield
Name:  Fluffy, also responds to GKR3195
Last seen on Broadway in Somerville heading west to Safety Villa last
night.  Explosions seen in the vicinity of Safety Villa make [...]