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Widget Goes to Pokernight, Slightly after 9pm

Date: Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:57:43 -0500 Subject: Widget Goes to Pokernight, Slightly after 9pm From: Chris V. To: poker-night Widget was a Happy Worker. He made Cogs of the Highest Quality for Sprocket Inc. Widget had a Good Life. One Day Widget set about making the most Challenging Widget he’d Ever been Assigned. He […]

“inviting strangers”

Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 20:50:58 -0400 (EDT) From: “Clara.” To: poker-night Subject: “inviting strangers” i could tell you a fairy tale make it good with aliens and ducks and booze and probably a little child with a fetish for some emo objet d’art it’d be all postmodern and shit but i’m too high on […]

The Most Dangerous Philosophical Discourse of Modern Times upon the Subjects of Gin, The Universe and Poker

Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:42:34 -0400 From: Gonj To: poker-night Subject: The Most Dangerous Philosophical Discourse of Modern Times upon the Subjects of Gin, The Universe and Poker Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the Dangerhouse Philosophical Salon… Withing these hallowed halls of knowledge and learning, you will be able to find experts aplenty who […]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400 Gather the following ingredients: 6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire 1 overripe abortion joke 2 cups ball bearings 3 killer robot 17 virgins 3 tbs butter 3 eggs 1 cup milk cigarette butts to taste Using the […]

in other news, poker night!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: in other news, poker night! Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 20:25:27 -0400 Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a frog and a spider. No wait, that story sucks. How about in Space, there are these robots, and they are out to mess shit up, […]

Death to Pokermatic 5000

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Death to Pokermatic 5000 Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2007 19:06:19 -0400 When I was a boy we lived on a farm in the middle of North Dakota. It got pretty cold there in the winter, unlike South Dakota where I hear it gets pretty warm, but not in the winter. […]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight! Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400 Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen- idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably. […]

The little red pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The little red pokernight Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2007 19:54:34 -0400 Billy the brown rabbit hippity hopped down the rabbit trail to visit his friend, Samantha Fox. Billy the brown rabbit and Samantha fox had known each other for years. They weren’t dating or anything, that would never work out, […]

Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:46:26 -0400 From: gonj To: poker-night Subject: Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth hmmmmmm…time for the poker night email….should we go with biting and vicious?…poetic and eloquent?….satirical and witty?…bah, fuck it. So, it’s Thursday, as like every Thursday before it’s poker night….I could expound upon the beauty of the universe, […]

Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500 Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic. I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month. I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time. It’s true. I eat […]