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Widget Goes to Pokernight, Slightly after 9pm

Date: Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:57:43 -0500
Subject: Widget Goes to Pokernight, Slightly after 9pm
From: Chris V.
To: poker-night
Widget was a Happy Worker.
He made Cogs of the Highest Quality for Sprocket Inc.
Widget had a Good Life.
One Day Widget set about making the most Challenging Widget he’d Ever been Assigned.
He sat at his desk Thinking. Thinking. Thinking.
Until he [...]

“inviting strangers”

Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 20:50:58 -0400 (EDT)
From: “Clara.”
To: poker-night
Subject: “inviting strangers”
i could tell you a fairy tale
make it good
with aliens and ducks and booze
and probably a little child
with a fetish for some emo objet d’art
it’d be all postmodern and shit
but i’m too high on the fumes
of sleep-dep
of dusty sweat
of hair dye
of moving
of power (!)
my [...]

The Most Dangerous Philosophical Discourse of Modern Times upon the Subjects of Gin, The Universe and Poker

Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:42:34 -0400
From: Gonj
To: poker-night
Subject: The Most Dangerous Philosophical Discourse of Modern Times upon the
Subjects of Gin, The Universe and Poker
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the Dangerhouse Philosophical Salon…
Withing these hallowed halls of knowledge and learning, you will be able
to find experts aplenty who can provide answers to all the [...]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400
Gather the following ingredients:
6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire
1 overripe abortion joke
2 cups ball bearings
3 killer robot
17 virgins
3 tbs butter
3 eggs
1 cup milk
cigarette butts to taste
Using the bread hook attachment of your industrial sized Kitchenaid
stand mixer, grind the empty handles [...]

in other news, poker night!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: in other news, poker night!
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 20:25:27 -0400
Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a frog and a
spider. No wait, that story sucks. How about in Space, there are
these robots, and they are out to mess shit up, because they are bad
ass [...]

Death to Pokermatic 5000

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Death to Pokermatic 5000
Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2007 19:06:19 -0400
When I was a boy we lived on a farm in the middle of North Dakota.
It got pretty cold there in the winter, unlike South Dakota where I
hear it gets pretty warm, but not in the winter. Well, as you
probably have heard, [...]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400
Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space
is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen-
idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably.
Especially if they [...]

The little red pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The little red pokernight
Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2007 19:54:34 -0400
Billy the brown rabbit hippity hopped down the rabbit trail to visit
his friend, Samantha Fox. Billy the brown rabbit and Samantha fox
had known each other for years. They weren’t dating or anything,
that would never work out, because they were such good [...]

Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:46:26 -0400
From: gonj
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth
hmmmmmm…time for the poker night email….should we go with biting and
vicious?…poetic and eloquent?….satirical and witty?…bah, fuck it.
So, it’s Thursday, as like every Thursday before it’s poker night….I
could expound upon the beauty of the universe, the giant killer robots,
the megalomaniacal alien dictators…..but…fuck [...]

Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul
Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500
Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic.
I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month.
I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time.
It’s true.
I eat food.
cooked food.
So of course there was party month, [...]