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Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:48:30 -0400
Deep within the sacred caves of magic poker land there lives a
fearsome and mighty bear with fur as white as the heart of a freshly
fallen sun.  The bear is albino, has never seen the light, his eyes
would be [...]

Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 15:23:19 -0500
Subject: Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
So there’s this alien who’s really been getting on my nerves lately.
He stops by the house around noon every week day, when the rest of the
house is either at work or asleep and he goes straight for the fridge.
He usually helps [...]

Missing: Giant Robot

Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2003 13:51:20 -0400
Subject: Missing:  Giant Robot
From: blake
To: poker-night
Missing:  one giant robot
Hight:  15 meters
Colour:  silverish with blast marks of various sizes, mostly near and
on the defensive shield
Name:  Fluffy, also responds to GKR3195
Last seen on Broadway in Somerville heading west to Safety Villa last
night.  Explosions seen in the vicinity of Safety Villa make [...]

Corporate Sponsors

From: “Gonj”
To: poker-night
Subject: Corporate Sponsors
Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 08:04:04 -0500
Dangerhouse Poker Night
9pm until who the fuck knows when
Wednesday 12/4
Dangerhouse Inc. would like to thank the following corporate sponsors for
making Poker Night(tm) possible:
Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer(R):  Damn good thing it’s so shitty^H^H^H^H^Hcheap
otherwise we’d be broke.  If there are any Pabst employees in the audience,
we would [...]

Poker Night

Subject: Poker Night
Date: Tue, 02 Jul 2002 15:49:16 -0400
From: Matt M.
Since there are a couple of regulars who lose pretty much constantly,
myself in particular, I went ahead and worked out some probabilities
and some real world reference numbers too.
Occurance of hand/event:
straight [...]

Castlevania Poker Night

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night
Date: Tue, 25 Jun 2002 11:02:29 -0400
From: Matt M.
With the sucess of the T advertising campagin “Es tu turno. Escapte” in
seperating a segment of the poor from their money, we suggest Foxwoods
consider the equally effective slogans:
“Esto tu turno. Explote a los latinos.”
“Ellos tomaron su tierra tambien y aun no le dieron un [...]

Castlevania Poker Night

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night
Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 02:22:34 -0400
From: Matt M.
Rain on Mount Fuji
bitches, wealth, life buddhism sez:
naught but null sum games.
Come discuss eastern philosophy, von Neumann’s “Zur Theorie der
Gessellshaftspiele”, and the Akira Kurisowa Guide to the Opposite
Sex at The Davis Dahn Zen Yoga Healing Center. According to Stuff@Night:
“The number one place to meet [...]