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Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter! Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:48:30 -0400 Deep within the sacred caves of magic poker land there lives a fearsome and mighty bear with fur as white as the heart of a freshly fallen sun.  The bear is albino, has never […]

Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 15:23:19 -0500 Subject: Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night From: blake To: poker-night So there’s this alien who’s really been getting on my nerves lately. He stops by the house around noon every week day, when the rest of the house is either at work or asleep and he goes […]

Missing: Giant Robot

Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2003 13:51:20 -0400 Subject: Missing:  Giant Robot From: blake To: poker-night Missing:  one giant robot Hight:  15 meters Colour:  silverish with blast marks of various sizes, mostly near and on the defensive shield Name:  Fluffy, also responds to GKR3195 Last seen on Broadway in Somerville heading west to Safety Villa last […]

Corporate Sponsors

From: “Gonj” To: poker-night Subject: Corporate Sponsors Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 08:04:04 -0500 Dangerhouse Poker Night 9pm until who the fuck knows when Wednesday 12/4 Dangerhouse Inc. would like to thank the following corporate sponsors for making Poker Night(tm) possible: Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer(R):  Damn good thing it’s so shitty^H^H^H^H^Hcheap otherwise we’d be broke.  […]

Poker Night

Subject: Poker Night Date: Tue, 02 Jul 2002 15:49:16 -0400 From: Matt M. Since there are a couple of regulars who lose pretty much constantly, myself in particular, I went ahead and worked out some probabilities and some real world reference numbers too. Occurance of hand/event: straight 0.00394 flush 0.001981 a given canadian dying this […]

Castlevania Poker Night

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night Date: Tue, 25 Jun 2002 11:02:29 -0400 From: Matt M. With the sucess of the T advertising campagin “Es tu turno. Escapte” in seperating a segment of the poor from their money, we suggest Foxwoods consider the equally effective slogans: “Esto tu turno. Explote a los latinos.” “Ellos tomaron su tierra […]

Castlevania Poker Night

Subject: Castlevania Poker Night Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 02:22:34 -0400 From: Matt M. Rain on Mount Fuji bitches, wealth, life buddhism sez: naught but null sum games. Come discuss eastern philosophy, von Neumann’s “Zur Theorie der Gessellshaftspiele”, and the Akira Kurisowa Guide to the Opposite Sex at The Davis Dahn Zen Yoga Healing Center. […]