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Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400
“Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?”
“your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.”
“Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this
is indisputably _my_ car.  You see that stain over [...]

Night of the living poker night.

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Night of the living poker night.
Date: Thu, 6 Jul 2006 19:29:29 -0400
Sometimes people think that they are being funny when really they are
saying terrible things that hurt the feelings of perfectly innocent
children.  They say, hey fatty, why don’t you go suck on a stick of
butter?  Or they talk about a child’s mother, [...]

Protest! Tonight! For No Reason!

Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2003 15:53:30 -0500
Subject: Protest!  Tonight!  For No Reason!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Has something about the world been bothering you recently?  Do you find
your mind consumed with rage over something trivial, like the number of
green M&Ms in the M&M cookies your grandmother makes, the amount of
time it takes you superfast cable modem to download [...]