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Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:28:26 -0500
Subject: Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse
From: blake
To: poker-night
Last week the pipe that delivers delicious hot water into the Danger
Kitchen froze.  I tried to unfreeze it.  I ran hot water all through
the nearby pipes.  I held a hot iron up against the exposed part for
hours.  I even syphoned [...]

Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2003 19:40:10 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Tonight!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Hey kids,
I know you are all deeply concerned by now because you haven’t received
you’re weekly dose of Poker Night related email.  You probably have
come to the completely logical conclusion that this is because you’ve
somehow offended everyone at DangerHaus or some random person with an
important [...]

Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 15:23:19 -0500
Subject: Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
So there’s this alien who’s really been getting on my nerves lately.
He stops by the house around noon every week day, when the rest of the
house is either at work or asleep and he goes straight for the fridge.
He usually helps [...]

Jesus Saves

Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 16:18:27 -0400
Subject: Jesus Saves
From: blake
To: poker-night
Holy crap.  It’s Thursday already.  I remember last week I said to
myself, “Gee, maybe I should start writing the poker night email before
Thursday afternoon rolls around.”  Then today, as seems to happen most
weeks, I find myself sprawled out on my bed, sunlight leaking into my
room, [...]