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the one million ducks of pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: the one million ducks of pokernight
Date: Thu, 31 May 2007 19:59:14 -0400
The one million ducks of pokernight is a story about one million
ducks whose lives were forever changed one fateful pokernight.
The one million ducks of pokernight were created by Zombie Jesus on
the fifth Thursday of the fifth month of the fifth year [...]

Sometimes in order to save the planet, you have to destroy the planet

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Sometimes in order to save the planet, you have to destroy the planet pokernight.
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:18:44 -0500
If it’s true what they say that sometimes in order to save the planet
you have to destroy the planet then I think it’s a good thing we’re
all trying to hard to keep the [...]

New Atomic PokerNight removes stains fast!

To: poker-night
From: Blake
Subject: New Atomic PokerNight removes stains fast!
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:06:05 -0400
A long time ago in a land far far away there were some magic dinosaurs.
They ate ducks and stuff. Also, they liked to party. One time, they
partied so much that they all took off their cloths and [...]

My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:07:11 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots
People keep on telling me, “We’re tired of hearing made up stories about
Billy and the squirrel and various characters named Jesus!  We want to
know more about what’s really happening at Dangerhouse!”  Well gentle
reader, allow me to quench [...]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago,
in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still
living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the jungle called Des
Moins, in the Southern [...]

Jesus Saves

Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 16:18:27 -0400
Subject: Jesus Saves
From: blake
To: poker-night
Holy crap.  It’s Thursday already.  I remember last week I said to
myself, “Gee, maybe I should start writing the poker night email before
Thursday afternoon rolls around.”  Then today, as seems to happen most
weeks, I find myself sprawled out on my bed, sunlight leaking into my
room, [...]