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the one million ducks of pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: the one million ducks of pokernight Date: Thu, 31 May 2007 19:59:14 -0400 The one million ducks of pokernight is a story about one million ducks whose lives were forever changed one fateful pokernight. The one million ducks of pokernight were created by Zombie Jesus on the fifth Thursday of […]

Sometimes in order to save the planet, you have to destroy the planet

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Sometimes in order to save the planet, you have to destroy the planet pokernight. Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:18:44 -0500 If it’s true what they say that sometimes in order to save the planet you have to destroy the planet then I think it’s a good thing we’re all […]

New Atomic PokerNight removes stains fast!

To: poker-night From: Blake Subject: New Atomic PokerNight removes stains fast! Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:06:05 -0400 A long time ago in a land far far away there were some magic dinosaurs. They ate ducks and stuff. Also, they liked to party. One time, they partied so much that they all took off their […]

My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:07:11 -0400 From: blake To: poker-night Subject: My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots People keep on telling me, “We’re tired of hearing made up stories about Billy and the squirrel and various characters named Jesus!  We want to know more about what’s really happening at Dangerhouse!”  […]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size! From: blake To: poker-night Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago, in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the […]

Jesus Saves

Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 16:18:27 -0400 Subject: Jesus Saves From: blake To: poker-night Holy crap.  It’s Thursday already.  I remember last week I said to myself, “Gee, maybe I should start writing the poker night email before Thursday afternoon rolls around.”  Then today, as seems to happen most weeks, I find myself sprawled out […]