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Totally Incomprehensible Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Totally Incomprehensible Pokernight Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:11:39 -0500 Last week someone told me my pokernight emails have been “totally incomprehensible” lately.  Can you believe that?  Well!  My! my my! I cannot even begin to tell you just how much that affects my judgement, my self esteem, and my […]

Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400 “Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?” “your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.” “Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this is indisputably […]

A word from our sponsors poker night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: A word from our sponsors poker night Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 19:05:25 -0400 In the abyss, as the last dark shadows stand creeping into the willow woods, the madness fastens onto the mind of our young hero’s soul coughing spirited recess.  “Whyfore,” thinks he, “should I hasten to fasten […]

The Poker Knight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The Poker Knight Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:15:43 -0400 They told me I couldn’t take any liquids with me on the ship.  Ha! ha ha ha!   What a funny joke, I thought.  I laughed to myself, those ha has were in my head.  No liquids!  Didn’t they know that […]

Pokernight of the Gods

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight of the Gods Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:50:33 -0400 When you were a child you thought that maybe you were a god of some kind, left here to mature and that one day you’d be welcomed into the pantheon of your true family.  That was even before you […]

The Greatest Poker Night Ever Told

To: poker-night@mit.edu From: Blake Subject: The Greatest Poker Night Ever Told Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 01:46:00 -0500 We had gathered together out of necessity. After almost a week of trudging through the ashes of civilization which rained down upon us from the post apocalyptic sky most of those of us who survived were starting […]

Amazing Grace Poker Night

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:06:01 -0400 From: blake To: poker-night Subject: Amazing Grace Poker Night And so it has come to pass that the very gods and angels of heaven have descended from their ethereal pedestals and joined man kind in joyous celebration of the new techno dance music the kids are into and […]

God Told Me You Look Like a Bunch of Jerks Poker Night

To: poker-night From: Blake Subject: God Told Me You Look Like a Bunch of Jerks Poker Night Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 20:36:50 -0400 And God said, “no chicken shall be allowed to marry a man, nor shall any chicken set foot within the Library after hours, nor shall any chicken of this Earth consume […]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size! From: blake To: poker-night Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago, in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the […]

no subject (i hate the rock)

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 17:50:16 -0400 Subject: From: blake To: poker-night Back before any of you were born a man could walk into a convienence store and order himself a triple shot of espresso, disposable sex toys, and an alcoholic hooker.  What they don’t teach you in those fancy schools of yours is that […]