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Totally Incomprehensible Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Totally Incomprehensible Pokernight
Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:11:39 -0500
Last week someone told me my pokernight emails have been “totally
incomprehensible” lately.  Can you believe that?  Well!  My! my my!
I cannot even begin to tell you just how much that affects my
judgement, my self esteem, and my plans to run off to the great
american [...]

Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400
“Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?”
“your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.”
“Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this
is indisputably _my_ car.  You see that stain over [...]

A word from our sponsors poker night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: A word from our sponsors poker night
Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 19:05:25 -0400
In the abyss, as the last dark shadows stand creeping into the willow
woods, the madness fastens onto the mind of our young hero’s soul
coughing spirited recess.  “Whyfore,” thinks he, “should I hasten to
fasten my life onto the smog filled expressway [...]

The Poker Knight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The Poker Knight
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:15:43 -0400
They told me I couldn’t take any liquids with me on the ship.  Ha!
ha ha ha!   What a funny joke, I thought.  I laughed to myself, those
ha has were in my head.  No liquids!  Didn’t they know that I, a
human mammal creature, am largely [...]

Pokernight of the Gods

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight of the Gods
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:50:33 -0400
When you were a child you thought that maybe you were a god of some
kind, left here to mature and that one day you’d be welcomed into the
pantheon of your true family.  That was even before you realized that
you had these special powers.  [...]

The Greatest Poker Night Ever Told

To: poker-night@mit.edu
From: Blake
Subject: The Greatest Poker Night Ever Told
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 01:46:00 -0500
We had gathered together out of necessity. After almost a week of
trudging through the ashes of civilization which rained down upon us
from the post apocalyptic sky most of those of us who survived were
starting to get quite hungry. The [...]

Amazing Grace Poker Night

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:06:01 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: Amazing Grace Poker Night
And so it has come to pass that the very gods and angels of heaven have
descended from their ethereal pedestals and joined man kind in joyous
celebration of the new techno dance music the kids are into and the
wonders of modern psycho pharmacology that [...]

God Told Me You Look Like a Bunch of Jerks Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: Blake
Subject: God Told Me You Look Like a Bunch of Jerks Poker Night
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 20:36:50 -0400
And God said, “no chicken shall be allowed to marry a man, nor shall
any chicken set foot within the Library after hours, nor shall any
chicken of this Earth consume the flesh of a chicken of [...]

Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 16:31:25 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Scientifically Proven to Increase Bust Size!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Gather ’round, young children, and listen to my tale.  It was long ago,
in the days when giant lizards roamed the Earth and humans were still
living on Mars in lush tropical jungles.  In the jungle called Des
Moins, in the Southern [...]

no subject (i hate the rock)

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 17:50:16 -0400
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
Back before any of you were born a man could walk into a convienence
store and order himself a triple shot of espresso, disposable sex toys,
and an alcoholic hooker.  What they don’t teach you in those fancy
schools of yours is that the confederation of American states was
actually run [...]