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The Most Dangerous Philosophical Discourse of Modern Times upon the Subjects of Gin, The Universe and Poker

Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:42:34 -0400
From: Gonj
To: poker-night
Subject: The Most Dangerous Philosophical Discourse of Modern Times upon the
Subjects of Gin, The Universe and Poker
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the Dangerhouse Philosophical Salon…
Withing these hallowed halls of knowledge and learning, you will be able
to find experts aplenty who can provide answers to all the [...]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400
Gather the following ingredients:
6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire
1 overripe abortion joke
2 cups ball bearings
3 killer robot
17 virgins
3 tbs butter
3 eggs
1 cup milk
cigarette butts to taste
Using the bread hook attachment of your industrial sized Kitchenaid
stand mixer, grind the empty handles [...]

pokernight is full of lies

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight is full of lies
Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2007 20:57:16 -0500
A long time ago in a place far far away there once lived a little
frog whose name was not Fredrickson but for the purpose of this story
we will refer to him as Fredrickson even though that isn’t really his
name. Fredrickson did [...]

Another Pokernight is Happening Tonight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Another Pokernight is Happening Tonight
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 20:40:51 -0500
I used to think that the fuzzy navel was the best alcoholic beverage
available.  This was my freshman year.  I would actually give money
to upperclassmen and ask them to buy me a handle of peach schnapps.
A little later on, I guess during my [...]

The Poker Knight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The Poker Knight
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:15:43 -0400
They told me I couldn’t take any liquids with me on the ship.  Ha!
ha ha ha!   What a funny joke, I thought.  I laughed to myself, those
ha has were in my head.  No liquids!  Didn’t they know that I, a
human mammal creature, am largely [...]

DangerGiving Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: Blake
Subject: DangerGiving Poker Night
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:35:40 -0500
A long time ago, on a planet far far away, a colony of robots was
struggling to make it through the harsh winter of this strange new
world. The robots had used up all of the hydrogen used to power their
fuel cells during the long [...]

Amazing Grace Poker Night

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:06:01 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: Amazing Grace Poker Night
And so it has come to pass that the very gods and angels of heaven have
descended from their ethereal pedestals and joined man kind in joyous
celebration of the new techno dance music the kids are into and the
wonders of modern psycho pharmacology that [...]

Special Discoveries Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Special Discoveries Poker Night
Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 21:35:04 -0400
Today we discovered many things.  Some of the things that we discovered
are that we can make all the computers and lights in the control center
go off at the same time by trying to print something while the air
conditioner is going.  Another one of [...]

Robotic Poker Night Huge Success!

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:46:58 -0500
Subject: Robotic Poker Night Huge Success!
From: blake
To: poker-night
I’d often felt like Peas and Carrots were related to each other
somehow, but no once could explain to me how.  How!  How were they
related?  Obviously, they are both things that you can eat, as a side
dish, at a fancy sort of dinner, [...]

As if it weren’t enough to simply welcome you into our home with open arms and engage you in stimulating game play.

Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2004 17:01:11 -0500
Subject: As if it weren’t enough to simply welcome you into our home with open arms and engage you in stimulating game play.
From: blake
To: Poker-night
Well hey!  Let’s answer some PokerNight fan mail!
First Message:
Dear DangerHouse, Poker Night is great, and I love sitting around the
table and loosing all my money, [...]