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Tag Archives: flesh wounds

About a Boy Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: About a Boy Poker Night
Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:11:23 -0400
Billy used to think people were always watching him.  For a while it
was all cool.  He was like, yeah, I’m a star!  But then he got to
feeling like people were judging him by the size of his little guy
every time he had [...]

Deadly Nightshade Poker Night?

Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 15:30:22 -0400
Subject: Deadly Nightshade Poker Night?
From: blake
To: poker-night
Once, there was a squirrel.  He was bad.  So very bad.  He would go
around the forest being all like, “look at me!  I’m a squirrel!” and
then he’d throw acorns at the people who were trying to have a
delightful picnic.  Then he would shoot [...]

Mid Term Review

Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 13:01:01 -0500
Subject: Mid Term Review
From: blake
To: poker-night
Evil Flesh Monsters,
You will be subjected to a Mid Term Exam designed to determine which of
you pitiful mounds of meat will proceed to the next horrible half of
the semester.  Failure will result in death, and your disgusting
corpses will be strung up in our class [...]

First(poker)Nite

Date: Wed Jan 01 17:54:01 2003
To: poker-night
From: Blake B.
Subject: First(poker)Nite
Good morning cats and kittens!  It’s Wednesday night and that means its time for Poker at Dangerhaus so scrape yourself off that cold tile floor, inspect your body for dangerous wounds and seek medical attention if necessary.  Remember that a couple of cold shots of good [...]