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Live, at Danger House: Poker Night!

To: poker-night From: blake Subject: Live, at Danger House:   Poker Night! Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2004 19:38:12 -0400 Tonight only! The DangerHaus Squeeky Noise Box Band! Matt “Hotass” L. on Keyboard, Synth, Sampler, MIDI controller, Kazoo, and Keyboard and Gonj “Zilla” on Synth, Synth, Fetus, Synth, Playskool Drum Machine, and Speak and Spell preform their […]

Pokernight your path to financial freedom

To: poker-night From: blake Subject: Pokernight your path to financial freedom Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:13:23 -0400 Once upon a time, there lived a magic duckling named Teddy.  Teddy was magic because though he was but a young duckling, and a boy, he could lay eggs of pure gold.  If he wanted.  He could […]

Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:28:26 -0500 Subject: Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse From: blake To: poker-night Last week the pipe that delivers delicious hot water into the Danger Kitchen froze.  I tried to unfreeze it.  I ran hot water all through the nearby pipes.  I held a hot iron up against the […]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500 Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed! From: blake To: poker-night One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope, and the starship had belonged to a group […]

Regular Old Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:49:38 -0400 Subject: Regular Old Poker Night Tonight! From: blake To: Poker-night Tonight’s poker night promises to be completely ordinary. This is Blake. There will be nothing unusual about tonight’s poker night. Bring all your earthling quarters and ethanol. There is nothing unusual about this poker night. Repeat. Nothing unusual. […]