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Live, at Danger House: Poker Night!

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Live, at Danger House:   Poker Night!
Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2004 19:38:12 -0400
Tonight only!
The DangerHaus Squeeky Noise Box Band!
Matt “Hotass” L.
on Keyboard, Synth, Sampler, MIDI controller,
Kazoo, and Keyboard
and
Gonj “Zilla”
on Synth, Synth, Fetus, Synth, Playskool Drum
Machine, and Speak and Spell
preform their greatest hits!
And Also!
PokerNight!
Tonight!
“first hand at nine.”
at DangerHaus
Where Booze is like your eternal passport [...]

Pokernight your path to financial freedom

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Pokernight your path to financial freedom
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:13:23 -0400
Once upon a time, there lived a magic duckling named Teddy.  Teddy was
magic because though he was but a young duckling, and a boy, he could
lay eggs of pure gold.  If he wanted.  He could also lay eggs of pure
dookie.  His [...]

Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:28:26 -0500
Subject: Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse
From: blake
To: poker-night
Last week the pipe that delivers delicious hot water into the Danger
Kitchen froze.  I tried to unfreeze it.  I ran hot water all through
the nearby pipes.  I held a hot iron up against the exposed part for
hours.  I even syphoned [...]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed!
From: blake
To: poker-night
One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the
abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope,
and the starship had belonged to a group of skinny humanoids from a
system a [...]

Regular Old Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:49:38 -0400
Subject: Regular Old Poker Night Tonight!
From: blake
To: Poker-night
Tonight’s poker night promises to be completely ordinary.
This is Blake. There will be nothing unusual about tonight’s poker
night. Bring all your earthling quarters and ethanol. There is nothing
unusual about this poker night. Repeat. Nothing unusual. Blake has not
been abducted by aliens and [...]