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Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul
Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500
Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic.
I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month.
I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time.
It’s true.
I eat food.
cooked food.
So of course there was party month, [...]

DangerGiving Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: Blake
Subject: DangerGiving Poker Night
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:35:40 -0500
A long time ago, on a planet far far away, a colony of robots was
struggling to make it through the harsh winter of this strange new
world. The robots had used up all of the hydrogen used to power their
fuel cells during the long [...]

Also Don’t Forget Poker Night

From: Blake
Subject: Also Don’t Forget Poker Night
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 00:39:40 -0500
To: poker-night
Be sure to clean thoroughly behind the ears, as all manner of unpleasant
germs can grow back there if the area is left unattended. Behind the
ear germs in the state of Minnesota have been developing into clusters
of multi-celled organizations with inter-cellular communication [...]

DangerFeast and Poker Night

Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 12:25:16 -0500
Subject: DangerFeast and Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
A reminder for those of you with brain defects which don’t allow you to
remember things for more than 24 hours:
Regretting that mad killing spree you went on last thanksgiving that
resulted in you getting a huge old house all to yourself and a sweet
late [...]

Gamble Gamble Gamble

Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 12:29:16 -0500
Subject: Gamble Gamble Gamble
From: blake
To: poker-night
Friends, there is a holiday upon us.  One by way of its very nature
involves bingeing to the first degree.  Yes, that’s right, tomorrow is
Hedonism Day, the one day of the year, perhaps other than Robot
Christmas, where heros and supervillains can set aside their
differences over [...]

Gobble Poker

Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2002 07:22:35 -0500
Subject: Gobble Poker
From: Gonj
To: poker-night
Dangerhouse Poker Night Midterm
Answers will be provided at the end of the email.
Question 1:  What is Poker Night:
A.  A night when everyone sits in a circle and pokes each other
with a steel rod.
B.  A night when everyone ‘pokes’ somebody else.
C.  A night when money talks, [...]

A Very Dangerhaus Thanksgiving

Date: Sat Nov 23 01:47:16 2002
To: dangerhouse
From: Dangerhaus
Subject: A Very Dangerhaus Thanksgiving
Cc: pokernight
Day in and day out you find yourself surrounded by flesh eating insects, hounded by militant lesbian robots, unable to escape the psychic grasp of otherworldly god like beings who threaten our very plane of existence, and yet, somehow, you have survived.  Many [...]