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Proteromorphosis of Complex Betting Strategies Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Proteromorphosis of Complex Betting Strategies Poker Night
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:44:02 -0400
Prorate prostate coo coo ca choo.
Haploid diploid which one are you?
Antonym come again boopity boopity do.
Hop along its not a song it doesn’t even have rhythm.
dashingly dastardly dotingly dithered
stippiiated stipulated syphilated sphincter
hobnob eggnog natural log eureka!
protozoa your toyota star quest [...]

Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 21:48:15 -0400
So there I was, in space, thinking about lobsters.  Those lobsters
sure are tasty, I think.  Well, I can’t really remember.  I think
they taste pretty good.  Just big bugs that live in the ocean, I
guess.  Well, the ocean is nice.  We don’t [...]

Funny Animals Tell Their Dirtiest Secrets Poker Night

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From: Blake
Subject: Funny Animals Tell Their Dirtiest Secrets Poker Night
Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 20:03:57 -0400
When I was a lemur, lemurs would talk to me.  They had such great
stories about being lemurs.  They were all like, “hey, this one time, I
was a lemur, and it was sooo cool!” and then I’d say, “Hey!  You’re
still [...]

Pokernight your path to financial freedom

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Pokernight your path to financial freedom
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:13:23 -0400
Once upon a time, there lived a magic duckling named Teddy.  Teddy was
magic because though he was but a young duckling, and a boy, he could
lay eggs of pure gold.  If he wanted.  He could also lay eggs of pure
dookie.  His [...]

poker night will rule you all!

Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:36:03 -0500
Subject: poker night will rule you all!
From: blake
To: poker-night
A lot of people I know have said that there is nothing scarier than a
bear riding a shark.  Or maybe it was a shark riding a bear, that way
it would be mobile on land, or maybe just the bear-shark combination,
the dynamic [...]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed!
From: blake
To: poker-night
One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the
abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope,
and the starship had belonged to a group of skinny humanoids from a
system a [...]

Last Poker Night Ever

Date: Thu, 9 Oct 2003 18:00:23 -0400
Subject: Last Poker Night Ever
From: blake
To: poker-night
There I was, at the edge of the desert.  I never thought the desert
would end like this.  Total oblivion.  Behind me, the comfort of
endless sand dunes and the ever present scorching sun.  Ahead, vacuum
and darkness.  I decided to take the weekend to think [...]