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Song of the Poker Duck

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Song of the Poker Duck
Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 18:56:57 -0400
OK kids. Today we’re going to talk about the MetaSploit Framework,
the Help America Vote Act of 2002 and my favorite book, “SHELLS:
Guide to the Jewels of the Sea.”
The Metasploit Framework is an open-source framework for writing
computer exploits. It was written by this [...]

Pokerduck II: Wrath of Monkey

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokerduck II:  Wrath of Monkey
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:33:00 -0400
Realizing the need for a hero figure in the story we must struggle to
get through this evening, you assume the roll of the mighty
Pokerduck, hero to many, lover of some, feared by few.  Flying around
the galaxy in your top of the line [...]

Special Discoveries Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: blake
Subject: Special Discoveries Poker Night
Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 21:35:04 -0400
Today we discovered many things.  Some of the things that we discovered
are that we can make all the computers and lights in the control center
go off at the same time by trying to print something while the air
conditioner is going.  Another one of [...]

Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter! –no prescription needed!

Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 13:44:41 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Now Available Over the Counter!  –no prescription needed!
From: blake
To: poker-night
One time there was this giant grasshopper who lived by the sea in the
abandoned carcass of a downed alien starship.  Her name was Penelope,
and the starship had belonged to a group of skinny humanoids from a
system a [...]

Poker Night Tonight!

Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 17:21:54 -0400 (EDT)
From: Blake
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night Tonight!
Dear Friends,
I hope this message gets to you.  I’m not entirley certain that DangerHaus
is capable of communicating with the outside world anymore.  Thing have
gone horribly wrong around here.
It all started about a week ago, when we lost our connection with the
Internet.  Since this [...]