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Sick Day

Date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:31:32 -0500
From: Gonj
To: poker-night
Subject: Sick Day
Ever have one of those days? You wake up…you feel great…then you
make the mistake of getting out of bed…things seem ok for about thirty
seconds, then the just as you are about to stumble to the bathroom, it
feels like you head gets hit by a [...]

The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 18:02:27 -0400
You might be thinking to yourself, “gee, how could anything that
sounds so much like ‘communism’ be an unpleasant experience for the
working man?!”
Let me tell you.
Imagine being locking inside a big metal box full of seats with
slightly less leg room than the [...]

Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul
Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500
Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic.
I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month.
I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time.
It’s true.
I eat food.
cooked food.
So of course there was party month, [...]

Probably it’s Poker Night

Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 18:51:20 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: Probably it’s Poker Night
If you’ve been watching carefully, you know that it’s been a very busy
month for me, personally, Blake Brasher. I’ve had to cancel or postpone
three dates this week alone it’s gotten so bad. Robots, art projects,
board meetings, and financial planners. Eleven [...]

My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:07:11 -0400
From: blake
To: poker-night
Subject: My Poker Night is More Interesting Because it Involves Robots
People keep on telling me, “We’re tired of hearing made up stories about
Billy and the squirrel and various characters named Jesus!  We want to
know more about what’s really happening at Dangerhouse!”  Well gentle
reader, allow me to quench [...]

Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 15:23:19 -0500
Subject: Kill the Pesky Alien Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
So there’s this alien who’s really been getting on my nerves lately.
He stops by the house around noon every week day, when the rest of the
house is either at work or asleep and he goes straight for the fridge.
He usually helps [...]

no subject (Alien Abduction)

Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 10:55:19 -0400
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
Well, I was abducted by aliens again last night.  This shit is getting
out of control.  I mean, at first I thought it was pretty cool, you
know?  Like, how many of my friends have ever been abducted by aliens?
But now I get abducted just about every night!  It [...]

Protest! Tonight! For No Reason!

Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2003 15:53:30 -0500
Subject: Protest!  Tonight!  For No Reason!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Has something about the world been bothering you recently?  Do you find
your mind consumed with rage over something trivial, like the number of
green M&Ms in the M&M cookies your grandmother makes, the amount of
time it takes you superfast cable modem to download [...]

You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2003 15:35:54 -0500
Subject: You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Hello Friends,
Has the world got you down?
Do the kids at school make fun of you?
Do you worry that your thighs, ass, or stomach is too fat?
Do you feel like no matter how many protests you go to, nobody is
listening?
Well, friends, [...]

no subject

Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2003 17:58:01 -0500
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
My dear friends,
There are a few issues I’ve been having with a lot of you and I feel
that it’s time to clear things up.  I’m sorry for letting it come to
this.  I hope we can all still be friends.
*  Whoever keeps on leaving the door to Chuckle’s [...]