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Global Warming Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Global Warming Poker Night
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:51:07 -0500
I think it’s safe to say that everyone has been enjoying the
unusually warm weather this winter. Hell, we all thought it was
great when the temperature outside hit 70F on Saturday, didn’t we? I
know I found whatever small excuses I could to [...]

Sometimes in order to save the planet, you have to destroy the planet

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Sometimes in order to save the planet, you have to destroy the planet pokernight.
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:18:44 -0500
If it’s true what they say that sometimes in order to save the planet
you have to destroy the planet then I think it’s a good thing we’re
all trying to hard to keep the [...]

The Greatest Poker Night Ever Told

To: poker-night@mit.edu
From: Blake
Subject: The Greatest Poker Night Ever Told
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 01:46:00 -0500
We had gathered together out of necessity. After almost a week of
trudging through the ashes of civilization which rained down upon us
from the post apocalyptic sky most of those of us who survived were
starting to get quite hungry. The [...]

Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night

Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 20:06:42 -0400
Subject: Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night
From: blake
To: poker-night
It was a dark and stormy night.  All the school children had died long
ago and were laying in the streets, their rotting, smelly bodies
wreaking havoc on traffic.  Those who could still afford gasoline
couldn’t be bothered with cleaning up the [...]

Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:28:26 -0500
Subject: Frozen Dirty Poker Night of the Apocalypse
From: blake
To: poker-night
Last week the pipe that delivers delicious hot water into the Danger
Kitchen froze.  I tried to unfreeze it.  I ran hot water all through
the nearby pipes.  I held a hot iron up against the exposed part for
hours.  I even syphoned [...]