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Poker Night Mad Crazy Action is now!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Poker Night Mad Crazy Action is now! Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 21:58:42 -0400 I was on my way home this evening, getting myself all ready to come home (stopping by the liquor store, of course), clean the house, write the poker night email, and patiently sit by and wait […]

Hottest Poker Night of the Season

To: poker-night From: Blake Subject: Hottest Poker Night of the Season Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:47:22 -0500 I wake up in the middle of the night. It is dark. I am breathing heavily. I feel around. There are no beautiful women in bed beside me. I feel confused. Afraid. It is dark, like I […]

DangerGiving Poker Night

To: poker-night From: Blake Subject: DangerGiving Poker Night Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:35:40 -0500 A long time ago, on a planet far far away, a colony of robots was struggling to make it through the harsh winter of this strange new world. The robots had used up all of the hydrogen used to power […]

Also Don’t Forget Poker Night

From: Blake Subject: Also Don’t Forget Poker Night Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 00:39:40 -0500 To: poker-night Be sure to clean thoroughly behind the ears, as all manner of unpleasant germs can grow back there if the area is left unattended. Behind the ear germs in the state of Minnesota have been developing into clusters […]

Probably it’s Poker Night

Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 18:51:20 -0400 From: blake To: poker-night Subject: Probably it’s Poker Night If you’ve been watching carefully, you know that it’s been a very busy month for me, personally, Blake Brasher. I’ve had to cancel or postpone three dates this week alone it’s gotten so bad. Robots, art projects, board meetings, […]

Trouble at Poker Night

From: Blake Subject: Trouble at Poker Night Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 18:08:31 -0400 To: poker-night Lots of people like trouble.  Little Suzy likes to get in trouble with Mom by dressing up in Mommy’s leather miniskirt and sparkly halter top and hanging out by the officer’s club on the nearby Army Base.  Timmy likes […]

you’re probably already on your way to POKER NIGHT

To: poker-night Subject: you’re probably already on your way to POKER NIGHT Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2004 20:36:35 -0400 From: Matt L. blah blah robots blah blah blah aliens blah engineering blah blah blah blah fish blah more robots blah blah blah blah first hand at nine bring some pale ale you hooligans Matt L.

History of Bears and Robots Poker Night

Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 19:24:40 -0400 From: blake To: poker-night Subject: History of Bears and Robots Poker Night Most people know about the age old battle between bears and robots.  But most people don’t know how it all started.  I won’t pretend that I know, either, except for the next paragraph or so. You […]

About a Boy Poker Night

To: poker-night From: blake Subject: About a Boy Poker Night Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:11:23 -0400 Billy used to think people were always watching him.  For a while it was all cool.  He was like, yeah, I’m a star!  But then he got to feeling like people were judging him by the size of […]

Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night

Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 20:06:42 -0400 Subject: Crazy aliens teach mankind to dance poker night From: blake To: poker-night It was a dark and stormy night.  All the school children had died long ago and were laying in the streets, their rotting, smelly bodies wreaking havoc on traffic.  Those who could still afford gasoline […]