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The long dark pokernight of the soul

Subject: The long dark pokernight of the soul From: Blake To: poker-nigh The house was completely dark when I arrived. Quiet, too. A little too quite. I stumbled up the stairs and into the library. A dim light seeped through the cigarette smoke stained windows. Enough for me to find a clear spot on the […]

Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:52:45 -0400 Young Vladimir was the first octopus in his class to win the world series poker championship. No, wait, he was the only octopus in his class to win the world series poker championship. In fact, he was both the […]

It Starts With Poker Night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: It Starts With Poker Night Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:16:12 -0400 Usually there will be a few people who can see them. These people will often be made fun of if they talk about it. They will be called crazy. If they post pictures of them on the internet […]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight! Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400 Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen- idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably. […]

Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:46:26 -0400 From: gonj To: poker-night Subject: Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth hmmmmmm…time for the poker night email….should we go with biting and vicious?…poetic and eloquent?….satirical and witty?…bah, fuck it. So, it’s Thursday, as like every Thursday before it’s poker night….I could expound upon the beauty of the universe, […]

Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500 Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic. I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month. I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time. It’s true. I eat […]

Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400 “Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?” “your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.” “Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this is indisputably […]

Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 21:48:15 -0400 So there I was, in space, thinking about lobsters.  Those lobsters sure are tasty, I think.  Well, I can’t really remember.  I think they taste pretty good.  Just big bugs that live in the ocean, I guess.  […]

Pokerduck II: Wrath of Monkey

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokerduck II:  Wrath of Monkey Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:33:00 -0400 Realizing the need for a hero figure in the story we must struggle to get through this evening, you assume the roll of the mighty Pokerduck, hero to many, lover of some, feared by few.  Flying around the […]

Of course, you could go to Poker Night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Of course, you could go to Poker Night Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2006 19:41:56 -0400 It was a dark and stormy night.  Prince Rupert of the Tomatoes knew there was trouble afoot.  But what?  Were the evil Celery People to blame for the foul weather?  Prince Rupert had his suspicions, […]