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The long dark pokernight of the soul

Subject: The long dark pokernight of the soul
From: Blake
To: poker-nigh
The house was completely dark when I arrived. Quiet, too. A little
too quite. I stumbled up the stairs and into the library. A dim
light seeped through the cigarette smoke stained windows. Enough for
me to find a clear spot on the floor [...]

Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast
Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:52:45 -0400
Young Vladimir was the first octopus in his class to win the world
series poker championship. No, wait, he was the only octopus in his
class to win the world series poker championship. In fact, he was
both the only octopus to ever win [...]

It Starts With Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: It Starts With Poker Night
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:16:12 -0400
Usually there will be a few people who can see them. These people
will often be made fun of if they talk about it. They will be called
crazy. If they post pictures of them on the internet they will be
accused [...]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400
Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space
is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen-
idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably.
Especially if they [...]

Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:46:26 -0400
From: gonj
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night of the Forgotten Youth
hmmmmmm…time for the poker night email….should we go with biting and
vicious?…poetic and eloquent?….satirical and witty?…bah, fuck it.
So, it’s Thursday, as like every Thursday before it’s poker night….I
could expound upon the beauty of the universe, the giant killer robots,
the megalomaniacal alien dictators…..but…fuck [...]

Pokernight is stealing your soul

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight is stealing your soul
Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:28:04 -0500
Seriously, this winter has been so damn hectic.
I feel like I haven’t had a relaxing evening since before party month.
I’m actually cooking my dinner and writing this email at the same time.
It’s true.
I eat food.
cooked food.
So of course there was party month, [...]

Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400
“Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?”
“your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.”
“Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this
is indisputably _my_ car.  You see that stain over [...]

Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 21:48:15 -0400
So there I was, in space, thinking about lobsters.  Those lobsters
sure are tasty, I think.  Well, I can’t really remember.  I think
they taste pretty good.  Just big bugs that live in the ocean, I
guess.  Well, the ocean is nice.  We don’t [...]

Pokerduck II: Wrath of Monkey

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokerduck II:  Wrath of Monkey
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:33:00 -0400
Realizing the need for a hero figure in the story we must struggle to
get through this evening, you assume the roll of the mighty
Pokerduck, hero to many, lover of some, feared by few.  Flying around
the galaxy in your top of the line [...]

Of course, you could go to Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Of course, you could go to Poker Night
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2006 19:41:56 -0400
It was a dark and stormy night.  Prince Rupert of the Tomatoes knew
there was trouble afoot.  But what?  Were the evil Celery People to
blame for the foul weather?  Prince Rupert had his suspicions, but
none of his highly trained, well [...]