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pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400
Gather the following ingredients:
6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire
1 overripe abortion joke
2 cups ball bearings
3 killer robot
17 virgins
3 tbs butter
3 eggs
1 cup milk
cigarette butts to taste
Using the bread hook attachment of your industrial sized Kitchenaid
stand mixer, grind the empty handles [...]

As if it weren’t enough to simply welcome you into our home with open arms and engage you in stimulating game play.

Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2004 17:01:11 -0500
Subject: As if it weren’t enough to simply welcome you into our home with open arms and engage you in stimulating game play.
From: blake
To: Poker-night
Well hey!  Let’s answer some PokerNight fan mail!
First Message:
Dear DangerHouse, Poker Night is great, and I love sitting around the
table and loosing all my money, [...]

No Subject (With help from Geeta)

Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 05:21:03 -0400
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
So Geeta was supposed to write this invite.  She asked if she could.
But she feels tormented by it, she says the Poker Night email is like
life (in that it torments her).  Well, she’s laying on the couch next
to me now, we’re writing it together you see.  She [...]

In Response to the Impending Ban on “Partial Birth” Abortion

Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 15:25:47 -0500
Subject: In Response to the Impending Ban on “Partial Birth” Abortion
From: blake
To: poker-night
The Senate has voted today to ban the procedure known as “Partial Birth
Abortion.”  It is likely the House will pass the ban as well, and
President Bush has said that he is eager to “ban anything that has [...]