Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:21:11 -0400
Subject: Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse
Do not be fooled by this minimalist invitation. There will be good times
tonight, the sort you’ll look back on a decade from now and think “Damn,
thems were some good times, yup.” Of course, by then you’ll have fallen out
with all the friends you knew back now. Dangerhouse will be an ashen pit
surrounded by radioactivity, all because some kid pressed the button in the
basement which drained the swimming pool which was the coolant tank for the
reactor. The microwave will be filled with hamster guts. And try as though
you might have, your cheerleader girlfriend’s brain will have been replaced
with a meteorite by some want-to-be mad scientist.
So you might as well be here again for what might be the last time before it
all goes horribly wrong.
Or maybe it already has gone horribly wrong…
XX Xxxxxxxxx Xx.
Somerville, MA some-zipcode-I-still-haven’t learned.
The first tentacle is at 9pm.