Subject: Corporate Sponsors
Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 08:04:04 -0500
Dangerhouse Poker Night
9pm until who the fuck knows when
Dangerhouse Inc. would like to thank the following corporate sponsors for
making Poker Night(tm) possible:
Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer(R): Damn good thing it’s so shitty^H^H^H^H^Hcheap
otherwise we’d be broke. If there are any Pabst employees in the audience,
we would be more than happy to sell our souls for a permanent supply.
Mother Nature: Fuck you and the glacier you brought to town today.
Rotary of Death: NANA-NANA-NAAA-NAAA!!! We thumb our noses at your paltry
attempts to bring about our demise.
MIT: For driving us to drinking, smoking and gambling which almost makes it
bearable…mind you, almost.
Financial Services by Brasher Banking LTD: For its no-interest loans and
free currency exchange.
Munchies by Gutierrez & Co.: nothing better to erase the foul taste of that
busted inside straight.
Color Commentary by Matt M. LLC: He’s an LLC for a reason.
Public Relations by The Gonj Offensive Inc.: if you have a problem with
them, you’ll be introduced to the DangerAnvil(TM) kindly donated by the ACME
Step 0: Booze…how else do you expect to stay warm? Heat? We don’t do no
Step 1: Red Line to Davis
Step 2: XXXXXXX Ave Exit, hang a right
Step 3: Stop at Rotary of Death. Don favorite Designer Name Brand
Clothing. Will the drivers be able to read the labels before you are a
smear on the pavement?
Step 4: 2nd exit counterclockwise: XXXXXX St.
Step 5: First left on XXXXXXXXX Rd.
Step 6: Proceed to XX XXXXXXXXX, #X
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