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Corporate Sponsors

From: “Gonj”
To: poker-night
Subject: Corporate Sponsors
Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 08:04:04 -0500

Dangerhouse Poker Night
9pm until who the fuck knows when
Wednesday 12/4

Dangerhouse Inc. would like to thank the following corporate sponsors for
making Poker Night(tm) possible:
Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer(R):  Damn good thing it’s so shitty^H^H^H^H^Hcheap
otherwise we’d be broke.  If there are any Pabst employees in the audience,
we would be more than happy to sell our souls for a permanent supply.
Mother Nature:  Fuck you and the glacier you brought to town today.
Rotary of Death:  NANA-NANA-NAAA-NAAA!!!  We thumb our noses at your paltry
attempts to bring about our demise.
MIT:  For driving us to drinking, smoking and gambling which almost makes it
bearable…mind you, almost.
Financial Services by Brasher Banking LTD:  For its no-interest loans and
free currency exchange.
Munchies by Gutierrez & Co.:  nothing better to erase the foul taste of that
busted inside straight.
Color Commentary by Matt M. LLC:  He’s an LLC for a reason.
Public Relations by The Gonj Offensive Inc.: if you have a problem with
them, you’ll be introduced to the DangerAnvil(TM) kindly donated by the ACME
Corporation.

Directions:
Step 0:  Booze…how else do you expect to stay warm?  Heat?  We don’t do no
stinkin’ heat.
Step 1:  Red Line to Davis
Step 2:  XXXXXXX Ave Exit, hang a right
Step 3:  Stop at Rotary of Death.  Don favorite Designer Name Brand
Clothing.  Will the drivers be able to read the labels before you are a
smear on the pavement?
Step 4:  2nd exit counterclockwise:  XXXXXX St.
Step 5:  First left on XXXXXXXXX Rd.
Step 6:  Proceed to XX XXXXXXXXX, #X

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respective owners.

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