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Poker Night 9PM

From: “Gonj”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night 9PM
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 04:38:50 -0500

A wise man once said that he who avoids vices will be happy and live a long
life.  I think he was full of shit.  Classes are sucking for everyone.  This
results in a lot of really cranky students who tool too much, never get out,
and start to resemble automatons (you know who you are).  The solution:

Get the fuck out of dodge, swill some booze and win some money.

Step 0:  buy, smuggle, steal, sneak, or confiscate beer and booze.
Step 1:  Get to the Davis T Stop
Step 2:  XXXXXXX Ave Exit
Step 3:  Take a right and walk down XXXXXXX ave
Step 4:  Enter the Rotary O’ Death…play ro-sham-bo with the traffic:  did
the car do more damage to you or did you do more damage to the car?
Step 5:  2nd Counter-clockwise exit:  XXXXXX St.
Step 6:  1st right on XXXXXXXXX Rd.
Step 7:  Go to #XX, apt X
Step 8:  Storm the stairs brandishing booze in one hand and bankroll in
Step 9:  Gamble ’til the money’s gone, the booze is kicked or the sun
rises…whichever comes first.

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