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Gamblers Anonymous Meeting

Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 13:43:40 -0400
From: Blake
Subject: Gamblers Anonymous Meeting

Are you sick an tired of your boring old addictions like cigarettes
and heroine? Dismayed because your acid habit went out of style in
the late nineties and that hip new cocaine addiction never really
caught on? Do you want an addiction that’s guaranteed to make you
popular? One that will fill your life with a full range of emotional
responses?

Have we got the thing for you! Try Gambling! Millions of people
around the world Can’t Stop Doing It! And with the population of Las
Vegas doubling every ten years, it’s easy to see that this fun and
easy addiction will be popular for a long time to come.

How do you get started? It’s simple! Come to Castlevania for our
weekly seminar titled “Gambling: How to Avoid Injecting,
Insufflating, Smoking, and Anal Suppositories and Still Loose Your
Money to an Addictive Habit” Tuesdays (tonight!) at nine.

Five Card Draw, quarter ante. First hand at nine. People who bring
beer get to sit at the big kids’ table.

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