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Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse

Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:04:48 -0400
From: “Matt”
To: poker-night
Subject: Poker Night 9pm Dangerhouse

>> I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
>> you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I have trouble concentrating on the meaningless details of my modern life.

>> Why do you say that?

Mostly I say that because I have trouble concentrating on the
meaningless details of my modern life. Also, because I’m hoping you’ll
diagnose me with ADHD.

>> Is it because because you have trouble concentrating on the
>> meaningless details of your modern life also because you are hoping I
>> shall diagnose you with adhd that you came to me?

Yes, precisely.

>> Earlier you said because you have trouble concentrating on the
>> meaningless details of your modern life also because you are hoping I
>> shall diagnose you with adhd?

I’m having trouble concentrating on what you’re saying. Gee, that
ashtray sure looks delicious. Will you diagnose me with ADHD already?
I’m getting bored.

>> Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

To live a wonderful and charming life on a precise mix of four
amphetamine salts blended more precisely that an artisan Irish
Whiskey? Yes. Those are my plans.

>> Do you drink a lot of whiskey?

Only on Thursdays. No, that’s a lie. Yes.

>> What makes you believe only on Thursdays no that’s a lie yes?

You apparently also drink a lot of whiskey…

>> Do you get drunk often?

Don’t we all? Why don’t we both go to Poker Night?

>> Are you afraid of that?

Only because I live at Dangerhouse…

>> Does it bother you that you live at dangerhouse?

It’s the best thing in a life full of really great stuff.

>> You mentioned that because you have trouble concentrating on the
>> meaningless details of your modern life also because you are hoping I
>> shall diagnose you with adhd?

Ok. Enough. Go to poker night already.

>> Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Ummm…

>> Can you elaborate on that?

Ummm…

The above is a real conversation between an individual and a real live
psychotherepist residing in his computer. This clearly demonstrates that
PSYCHOTHEREPY IS EVIL. A conversation like the above can lead into a maze
of self-destruction. Please come to Thetan III cleared Dangerhouse to be
AUDITED tonight. We’ve got the e-meter cranking already, and I’ll have you
know, I’m doing better already.

Personality Test Night
First hand at 9.
XX Xxxxxxxxx Xx.
somewhere off the bow of the SO vessel Freewinds, I think.
in Davis Square.

Jon Travolta loves you. I promise.

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