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pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400

Gather the following ingredients:

6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire
1 overripe abortion joke
2 cups ball bearings
3 killer robot
17 virgins
3 tbs butter
3 eggs
1 cup milk
cigarette butts to taste

Using the bread hook attachment of your industrial sized Kitchenaid
stand mixer, grind the empty handles Bombay Sapphire into a course
mash using setting 2.

Add butter, milk, and eggs. Continue grinding at setting 5 until the
mixture becomes a fine paste. Add cigarette butts.

In a separate room, mix virgins and robots until screaming ceases.
Mix for five additional minutes.

Combine virgin mush with Sapphire paste with a few deft strokes.
Pour into poundcake pan. You may need a larger pan than usual.

Bake at 4000 degrees until abortion joke becomes unfunny. Allow to
cool until joke is funny again. Top with ball bearings. Throw away
immediately. Come to pokernight.

“first hand at nine”


dangerhouse the dangerhouse.

bring booze.

use your $20 bill to buy your Charlie Ticket and show up with 18
shiny $1 coins!

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