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Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400

Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space
is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen-
idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably.
Especially if they were going into space to destroy the Evil Android
Alien Babies of Gamakon 7 by playing wicked power chords at them with
their Space Guitars. I think that is every teen-age idol’s dream.

If there is another thing you can say about space, it’s that it is
infested with all kinds of Android Alien Babies; some evil, some
pesky, some of them downright menacing. All of them, however, enjoy
a good old fashioned space battle with all the tiny little ships
firing guns at each other protecting the bigger ships that are full
of more of the tiny ships. Such a nice light show! And the excitement!

If there is a third thing that people sometimes say about space, it’s
that it’s got us surrounded. In fact, many scientists agree that the
Earth as we know it is actually *in* space, rather than the
conventionally held belief that space is just where you get to if you
travel upwards far enough. You’re probably just as stunned,
frightened, and therefore angered by this speculative notion that
these so called scientists have come up with as I am, and I’d just
like to point out that scientist starts with “s”, ends with “ist”,
and has the letters “t” and “n” in between, along with two vowels.
Remind you of any other words? eh? How about SATANIST!

I would like to put forth that the reason the Evil Android Alien
Babies from Space continue to Plague Our Dreams and Haunt our Waking
Minds is because the SATANISTs (“scientists”) have caused the lord
our GOD to look down upon us with disdain, oh such distain that He,
the almighty, has created the Evil Android Alien Space Babies in
Space to torment us for the wicked acts of our SATANIST (“scientist”)
kind.

There is only one thing for us to do: SCIENCE MUST BE DESTROYED.

come to our meeting!
tonight:
at:
pokernight!
tonight:
at:
Dangerhouse
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in Somerville, MA, home of the first American Flag!

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