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road trip with poker night

Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:11:55 -0400 (EDT)
From: grace
To: poker-night
Subject: road trip with poker night

for early morning
pep and bounce
a brand new product
we announce
POKER NIGHT

candidate says
campaign confusing
babies kiss me
since i’ve been using
POKER NIGHT

i’d heard it praised
by drug store clerks
i tried the stuff
hot dog! it works!
POKER NIGHT

on curves ahead
remember, sonny
that rabbit’s foot
didn’t save the bunny
POKER NIGHT

his brush is gone
so what’ll we do
said mike robe i
to mike robe ii
POKER NIGHT

the whale put jonah
down the hatch
but coughed him up
because he scratched
POKER NIGHT

substitutes
can do more harm
than city fellers
on a farm
POKER NIGHT

heaven’s latest
neophyte
signalled left
then turned right
POKER NIGHT

his rose is wed
his violet blew
but his sugar is sweet
since he took this cue
POKER NIGHT

it gave mcdonald
that needed charm
hello hollywood
goodbye farm
POKER NIGHT

that monkey took
one look at jim
and threw the peanuts
back att him
POKER NIGHT

he lit a match
to check gas tank
that’s why they call him
skinless frank
POKER NIGHT

free! free!
a trip to mars
for five hundred
empty jars
POKER NIGHT

tested in peace
proven in war
better now
than ever before
POKER NIGHT

we need more beer
first hand’s at nine
XX xxxxxxxxx
off the red line
POKER NIGHT

3 Comments

  1. lesliedcd wrote:

    grace, you are a saint.
    damn I love this mail.

    Saturday, March 14, 2009 at 11:53 pm | Permalink
  2. blake wrote:

    Indeed. This is the one that made me decide to start putting in the newer messages.

    Sunday, March 15, 2009 at 12:42 am | Permalink
  3. grace wrote:

    as the haus’s latest
    neophyte
    i work very hard
    to get these things right
    POKER NIGHT

    (Though they haven’t been non-stop brilliance, it’d be nice to put ’em up to be completist. You know, in that fulfilling-one’s-OCD-tendencies way. Though some of them I actually am very proud of – “the night before steer roast” for example…)

    Thursday, March 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

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