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POKERVANIA Tonight 9pm

Subject: POKERVANIA Tonight 9pm
Date: Tue, 20 Aug 2002 11:38:51 -0400
From: Matthew M.

I share with you some tips from the Concealed Weapon Combat Tactics email list “Rules for Living” (list slighty abridged)

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.  Life is expensive.
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
12. Have a plan.
13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won’t work.
19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Come try them out at:
Castlevania’s Poker Night.
5 card draw & Texas Hold’em
First hand 9pm

Remember, if you can’t trust your friends, it must be a Tuesday.

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