Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2003 19:40:10 -0500
Subject: Poker Night Tonight!
I know you are all deeply concerned by now because you haven’t received
you’re weekly dose of Poker Night related email. You probably have
come to the completely logical conclusion that this is because you’ve
somehow offended everyone at DangerHaus or some random person with an
important political alliance or trade agreement with DangerHaus. While
it is true that we’ve been making a fair number of new enemies lately,
what with our refusal to give up our nuclear arsenal and the recently
uncovered scandal involving our space robot that’s been quietly
converting Mars probes into our own intergalactic fighting robot
armada. That one’s got a bunch of space nerds to launch an
international anti-DangerHaus blog campaign. Silly nerds. No way to
stop us, really. Outer space is even less well policed than the North
Pole or international waters. At least, it has been until now. You
just try to stop us. We’ve got more space robots than we know what to
do with, and they’ve got lasers. Big lasers.
Soooooo . . . let’s just get one thing straight: DangerHaus doesn’t
hate you. You are invited to Poker Night. It’s really hard to piss us
off. If you’re worried that you’re walking the line, just bring
extra-special consumables tonight and you’ll automatically be
reclassified as a DangerHaus SuperFriend! But if you bring no
consumables, you will automatically be reclassified as an ally of our
arch nemeses, a wretched Safety Villain. But fear not, even Safety
Villains are welcome at Poker Night, just don’t expect us to weep tears
of sorrow for you when you loose all your money and the title to your
car when Robotica L. beats your crappy straight flush with an
incredible royal flush.
“first hand at nine”
DangerHaus is XX XXXXXXXXX XX. #X in dangerous Somerville, MA.