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Special Offer Poker Night

From: electroblake
Subject: Special Offer Poker Night
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:51:18 -0400
To: poker-night

Friends, have I got an offer for you!  I just know you’re going to
love it.  Now, if you’re like me, and I know a lot of you out there
are, you’re a land dwelling chordate with a complex central nervous
system who’s primary metabolic processes are fueled largely by the
oxidation of organic compounds.  If this is the case you most likely
find that you often have the urge to expose vast surfaces within your
body to gaseous mixtures containing that very special diatomic
molecule, oxygen, such that the magic happiness of oxidation can
occur across your entire circulatory system.

Now, we at Dangerhouse know that in this mad crazy hurry up and wait
culture of ours, sometimes it’s hard to find the time or the space to
breath properly, what with all the new restrictions on what you can’t
take where and what you can’t do when and all the rules about what
gasses you’re allowed to surround yourself with sometimes you feel
like, hey, maybe it’ll be easier if I just live in a vacuum!  That’s
why we’re offering you, for this one night only, all the oxygen you
can breath!  That’s right.  Plus, as much as you want to take home
with you!  Go ahead and bring a bag, fill it on up with our special
blended air formula, just bursting oxygenating potential, but with a
smoother flavour thanks the tempering nature nitrogen, with smoke
flavour added for that rustic, out-doorsy feel.

That’s right,
free oxygen
dangerhouse
tonight.

also poker.

(bring beer)

dangerhouse is XX XXXXXXXXX XX #X in somerville, ma, on the planet
earth, somewhere in space.

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