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Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue
Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:42:41 -0400

In the distant future Pokertronic ANdroids will develop special time
machines that run on pure logic and games of chance.  The only
problem is they won’t know where they’re going until after they get
back and run google searches for “Pokertronic Androids in History”.
This won’t stop them, though, they’ll keep trying until they get here
so they can save our asses from the other asses which are hell bent
on disrupting the time space continuum by speeding up the entropic
decline of the planet Earth before Pokertronic Androids can be
developed by Earth’s top scientists.

In a cave in southern France an archeologist recently discovered an
ancient cave painting of strange beings who seemed to worship the
symbols hearts, clubs, diamonds, and spades.  Forensic analysis of
the scene revealed puddles of petrified hydraulic fluid and fossils
of zip ties so it is known that robots were present.  Were these the
Pokertronic Androids, muddling with humanities very beginning?

The drawings also indicate some sort of celestial event, a date
perhaps, with Xena in Gemini, all twelve planets completely
misaligned.  About half the researchers who have read this grad
student’s thesis agree that it can mean only one thing:

Poker Night!
Tonight!
at
Dangerhouse.

first hand at nine.

dangerhouse is XX XXXXXXXXX XX. #X in somerville, MA

bring beer

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