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Monthly Archives: August 2007

Oh Joyous Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Oh Joyous Pokernight Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:03:51 -0400 In the event that you find yourself living in a simulated world, the experts agree that the best thing for you to do is to make yourself as interesting as possible to the being monitoring the simulation. The theory being […]

Pokernight Fairytale

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight Fairytale Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400 Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it notes […]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400 Gather the following ingredients: 6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire 1 overripe abortion joke 2 cups ball bearings 3 killer robot 17 virgins 3 tbs butter 3 eggs 1 cup milk cigarette butts to taste Using the […]

The Dark Spirt of Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The Dark Spirt of Pokernight Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007 21:59:22 -0400 Pokernight has a dark dark spirt! Don’t eat it! tonight! dangerhouse. “first hand at nine”