Skip to content

Monthly Archives: August 2007

Oh Joyous Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Oh Joyous Pokernight
Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:03:51 -0400
In the event that you find yourself living in a simulated world, the
experts agree that the best thing for you to do is to make yourself
as interesting as possible to the being monitoring the simulation.
The theory being that if you are interesting enough, the [...]

Pokernight Fairytale

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight Fairytale
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply
store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted
staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it
notes on the fridge, for example, [...]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400
Gather the following ingredients:
6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire
1 overripe abortion joke
2 cups ball bearings
3 killer robot
17 virgins
3 tbs butter
3 eggs
1 cup milk
cigarette butts to taste
Using the bread hook attachment of your industrial sized Kitchenaid
stand mixer, grind the empty handles [...]

The Dark Spirt of Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The Dark Spirt of Pokernight
Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007 21:59:22 -0400
Pokernight has a dark dark spirt!
Don’t eat it!
tonight!
dangerhouse.
“first hand at nine”