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Monthly Archives: July 2007

The Unbearable Likeness of Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The Unbearable Likeness of Pokernight
Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:43:35 -0400
Fredrickson the Hermit Crab was unhappy. His shell was much too
small. Geoff the hermit crab, who lived in the neighborhood, had a
much bigger shell, which Fredrickson thought was not fair at all
because Geoff was a much smaller hermit crab. [...]

Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast
Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:52:45 -0400
Young Vladimir was the first octopus in his class to win the world
series poker championship. No, wait, he was the only octopus in his
class to win the world series poker championship. In fact, he was
both the only octopus to ever win [...]

It Starts With Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: It Starts With Poker Night
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:16:12 -0400
Usually there will be a few people who can see them. These people
will often be made fun of if they talk about it. They will be called
crazy. If they post pictures of them on the internet they will be
accused [...]

in other news, poker night!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: in other news, poker night!
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 20:25:27 -0400
Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a frog and a
spider. No wait, that story sucks. How about in Space, there are
these robots, and they are out to mess shit up, because they are bad
ass [...]