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Monthly Archives: May 2007

the one million ducks of pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: the one million ducks of pokernight
Date: Thu, 31 May 2007 19:59:14 -0400
The one million ducks of pokernight is a story about one million
ducks whose lives were forever changed one fateful pokernight.
The one million ducks of pokernight were created by Zombie Jesus on
the fifth Thursday of the fifth month of the fifth year [...]

The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 18:02:27 -0400
You might be thinking to yourself, “gee, how could anything that
sounds so much like ‘communism’ be an unpleasant experience for the
working man?!”
Let me tell you.
Imagine being locking inside a big metal box full of seats with
slightly less leg room than the [...]

night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night
Date: Thu, 3 May 2007 18:54:51 -0400
And in the depth, as the last few corpses lie rotting on the slimy
thoroughfare, the shadows lifted from the roofs of buildings high on
Winter Hill, and red mutant limes squeezed their juices into cocktail
glasses cracked and stained by [...]