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Monthly Archives: January 2007

Great Poker Night in the Sky

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Great Poker Night in the Sky
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:41:54 -0500
There I was, minding my own damn business, on the downtown bus on my
way to see my lady friend, when all the sudden this big fat guy
starts giving me grief because he doesn’t have enough seat to fit his
entire fat ass [...]

Death to Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Death to Pokernight
Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:54:16 -0500
Never fuck a stranger in the ass. That’s what they say. Just don’t
do it. Keep your penis out of the rectums of people you don’t know.
They might not like it. You might not like it. Maybe you think at
first [...]

Global Warming Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Global Warming Poker Night
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:51:07 -0500
I think it’s safe to say that everyone has been enjoying the
unusually warm weather this winter. Hell, we all thought it was
great when the temperature outside hit 70F on Saturday, didn’t we? I
know I found whatever small excuses I could to [...]

Broken Glass Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Broken Glass Poker Night
Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 18:03:55 -0500
They shipped me a box of broken glass. Broken glass mixed with
phosphors and mercury, bubble wrap and not enough packing peanuts.
Do the phosphor coatings on fluorescent bulbs still glow when they
are excited by high energy electromagnetic radiation? I suppose if I
had [...]