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Monthly Archives: September 2006

Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Happy Beaver Poker Night of Fun
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:23:03 -0400
“Pardon me, but what are you doing in my car?”
“your car?  Why, what are you talking about?  This is my car.”
“Oh my, I’m afraid you must be terribly confused, for you see, this
is indisputably _my_ car.  You see that stain over [...]

Proteromorphosis of Complex Betting Strategies Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Proteromorphosis of Complex Betting Strategies Poker Night
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:44:02 -0400
Prorate prostate coo coo ca choo.
Haploid diploid which one are you?
Antonym come again boopity boopity do.
Hop along its not a song it doesn’t even have rhythm.
dashingly dastardly dotingly dithered
stippiiated stipulated syphilated sphincter
hobnob eggnog natural log eureka!
protozoa your toyota star quest [...]

Special Offer Poker Night

From: electroblake
Subject: Special Offer Poker Night
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:51:18 -0400
To: poker-night
Friends, have I got an offer for you!  I just know you’re going to
love it.  Now, if you’re like me, and I know a lot of you out there
are, you’re a land dwelling chordate with a complex central nervous
system who’s primary metabolic processes [...]

A word from our sponsors poker night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: A word from our sponsors poker night
Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 19:05:25 -0400
In the abyss, as the last dark shadows stand creeping into the willow
woods, the madness fastens onto the mind of our young hero’s soul
coughing spirited recess.  “Whyfore,” thinks he, “should I hasten to
fasten my life onto the smog filled expressway [...]