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Monthly Archives: August 2006

Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:48:30 -0400
Deep within the sacred caves of magic poker land there lives a
fearsome and mighty bear with fur as white as the heart of a freshly
fallen sun.  The bear is albino, has never seen the light, his eyes
would be [...]

Song of the Poker Duck

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Song of the Poker Duck
Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 18:56:57 -0400
OK kids. Today we’re going to talk about the MetaSploit Framework,
the Help America Vote Act of 2002 and my favorite book, “SHELLS:
Guide to the Jewels of the Sea.”
The Metasploit Framework is an open-source framework for writing
computer exploits. It was written by this [...]

Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue
Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:42:41 -0400
In the distant future Pokertronic ANdroids will develop special time
machines that run on pure logic and games of chance.  The only
problem is they won’t know where they’re going until after they get
back and run google searches for “Pokertronic Androids in History”.
This won’t [...]

The Poker Knight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The Poker Knight
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:15:43 -0400
They told me I couldn’t take any liquids with me on the ship.  Ha!
ha ha ha!   What a funny joke, I thought.  I laughed to myself, those
ha has were in my head.  No liquids!  Didn’t they know that I, a
human mammal creature, am largely [...]

Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 21:48:15 -0400
So there I was, in space, thinking about lobsters.  Those lobsters
sure are tasty, I think.  Well, I can’t really remember.  I think
they taste pretty good.  Just big bugs that live in the ocean, I
guess.  Well, the ocean is nice.  We don’t [...]