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Monthly Archives: August 2006

Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Magic Poker Shoes Make You Look 3 Inches Smarter! Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:48:30 -0400 Deep within the sacred caves of magic poker land there lives a fearsome and mighty bear with fur as white as the heart of a freshly fallen sun.  The bear is albino, has never […]

Song of the Poker Duck

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Song of the Poker Duck Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 18:56:57 -0400 OK kids. Today we’re going to talk about the MetaSploit Framework, the Help America Vote Act of 2002 and my favorite book, “SHELLS: Guide to the Jewels of the Sea.” The Metasploit Framework is an open-source framework for […]

Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokertronic Androids to the Rescue Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:42:41 -0400 In the distant future Pokertronic ANdroids will develop special time machines that run on pure logic and games of chance.  The only problem is they won’t know where they’re going until after they get back and run google […]

The Poker Knight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The Poker Knight Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:15:43 -0400 They told me I couldn’t take any liquids with me on the ship.  Ha! ha ha ha!   What a funny joke, I thought.  I laughed to myself, those ha has were in my head.  No liquids!  Didn’t they know that […]

Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Giant Cockroach Farming Pokernight in Space Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 21:48:15 -0400 So there I was, in space, thinking about lobsters.  Those lobsters sure are tasty, I think.  Well, I can’t really remember.  I think they taste pretty good.  Just big bugs that live in the ocean, I guess.  […]