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Monthly Archives: May 2003

The More Things Change

Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 16:11:55 -0400
Subject: The More Things Change
From: blake
To: poker-night
Hey Kids,
It’s Thursday, that means it’s time for another exciting Poker Night at
DangerHaus.  Now, as I’m sure some of you are aware, this week is
pretty special.  For all of you cheeky MIT undergrads you took your
last final sometime last week and by now [...]

no subject (Alien Abduction)

Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 10:55:19 -0400
Subject:
From: blake
To: poker-night
Well, I was abducted by aliens again last night.  This shit is getting
out of control.  I mean, at first I thought it was pretty cool, you
know?  Like, how many of my friends have ever been abducted by aliens?
But now I get abducted just about every night!  It [...]

Something about The Game

Date: Thu, 8 May 2003 02:16:26 -0400
Subject: Something about The Game
From: blake
To: poker-night
I was up late last night, working on my time machine, when I had the
sudden insatiable craving for a good stiff martini.  I made my way up
from the DangerHaus sub-basement secret time travel laboratory knowing
that there was some statistical probability of the existence [...]

Poker Night

Date: Thu, 1 May 2003 03:03:07 -0400
Subject: Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
We had stayed up all night, my friends and I, under the laughing
spiteful moon, full of pent up rage and littered with abandoned
spacecraft, laughing like our spirits, our invisible enemies terrified
by our extraordinary killing potential.  For hours we had plagiarized
early 20th century American authors, arguing [...]