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Monthly Archives: March 2003

Protest! Tonight! For No Reason!

Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2003 15:53:30 -0500 Subject: Protest!  Tonight!  For No Reason! From: blake To: poker-night Has something about the world been bothering you recently?  Do you find your mind consumed with rage over something trivial, like the number of green M&Ms in the M&M cookies your grandmother makes, the amount of time it […]

You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2003 15:35:54 -0500 Subject: You are Invited to our Mass Suicide! From: blake To: poker-night Hello Friends, Has the world got you down? Do the kids at school make fun of you? Do you worry that your thighs, ass, or stomach is too fat? Do you feel like no matter how […]

In Response to the Impending Ban on “Partial Birth” Abortion

Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 15:25:47 -0500 Subject: In Response to the Impending Ban on “Partial Birth” Abortion From: blake To: poker-night The Senate has voted today to ban the procedure known as “Partial Birth Abortion.”  It is likely the House will pass the ban as well, and President Bush has said that he is […]

Mid Term Review

Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 13:01:01 -0500 Subject: Mid Term Review From: blake To: poker-night Evil Flesh Monsters, You will be subjected to a Mid Term Exam designed to determine which of you pitiful mounds of meat will proceed to the next horrible half of the semester.  Failure will result in death, and your disgusting […]