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Monthly Archives: March 2003

Protest! Tonight! For No Reason!

Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2003 15:53:30 -0500
Subject: Protest!  Tonight!  For No Reason!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Has something about the world been bothering you recently?  Do you find
your mind consumed with rage over something trivial, like the number of
green M&Ms in the M&M cookies your grandmother makes, the amount of
time it takes you superfast cable modem to download [...]

You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2003 15:35:54 -0500
Subject: You are Invited to our Mass Suicide!
From: blake
To: poker-night
Hello Friends,
Has the world got you down?
Do the kids at school make fun of you?
Do you worry that your thighs, ass, or stomach is too fat?
Do you feel like no matter how many protests you go to, nobody is
listening?
Well, friends, [...]

In Response to the Impending Ban on “Partial Birth” Abortion

Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 15:25:47 -0500
Subject: In Response to the Impending Ban on “Partial Birth” Abortion
From: blake
To: poker-night
The Senate has voted today to ban the procedure known as “Partial Birth
Abortion.”  It is likely the House will pass the ban as well, and
President Bush has said that he is eager to “ban anything that has [...]

Mid Term Review

Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 13:01:01 -0500
Subject: Mid Term Review
From: blake
To: poker-night
Evil Flesh Monsters,
You will be subjected to a Mid Term Exam designed to determine which of
you pitiful mounds of meat will proceed to the next horrible half of
the semester.  Failure will result in death, and your disgusting
corpses will be strung up in our class [...]