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Monthly Archives: July 2002

Gamblers Anonymous Meeting

Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 13:43:40 -0400
From: Blake
Subject: Gamblers Anonymous Meeting
Are you sick an tired of your boring old addictions like cigarettes
and heroine? Dismayed because your acid habit went out of style in
the late nineties and that hip new cocaine addiction never really
caught on? Do you want an addiction that’s guaranteed to make [...]

no subject

Date: Tue, 23 Jul 2002 10:24:57 -0400
From: Matt M.
Come with me back to a better time. Forget the troubles of y’alls
lives, the daily routine, and think back to when things were
simpler. When the pleasant click of plastic dodecahedrons against
formica carried through the night. When all the hot girls read tarot
and led covens. Before TSR sold [...]

its your lucky tuesday

Subject: its your lucky tuesday
Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 11:24:02 -0400
From: Matt M.
I am tired. Hence there will not be a funny email in which I share
with you hyperboled details of my life in a vaguely bitter and
humorous style which includes lots of me saying, “There was something
she didn’t know… I am a Professional,” and [...]

as per usual…

Subject: as per usual…
Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 11:03:48 -0400
From: Matt M.
blah blah blah blah blah.
Contract Bridge Night
5 card major
jacobi transfer
bring stuff.
blah blah blah.

Poker Night

Subject: Poker Night
Date: Tue, 02 Jul 2002 15:49:16 -0400
From: Matt M.
Since there are a couple of regulars who lose pretty much constantly,
myself in particular, I went ahead and worked out some probabilities
and some real world reference numbers too.
Occurance of hand/event:
straight [...]