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Monthly Archives: July 2002

Gamblers Anonymous Meeting

Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 13:43:40 -0400 From: Blake Subject: Gamblers Anonymous Meeting Are you sick an tired of your boring old addictions like cigarettes and heroine? Dismayed because your acid habit went out of style in the late nineties and that hip new cocaine addiction never really caught on? Do you want an addiction […]

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Date: Tue, 23 Jul 2002 10:24:57 -0400 From: Matt M. Come with me back to a better time. Forget the troubles of y’alls lives, the daily routine, and think back to when things were simpler. When the pleasant click of plastic dodecahedrons against formica carried through the night. When all the hot girls read tarot […]

its your lucky tuesday

Subject: its your lucky tuesday Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 11:24:02 -0400 From: Matt M. I am tired. Hence there will not be a funny email in which I share with you hyperboled details of my life in a vaguely bitter and humorous style which includes lots of me saying, “There was something she didn’t […]

as per usual…

Subject: as per usual… Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 11:03:48 -0400 From: Matt M. blah blah blah blah blah. Castlevania Contract Bridge Night 5 card major jacobi transfer 9pm bring stuff. blah blah blah. Matt

Poker Night

Subject: Poker Night Date: Tue, 02 Jul 2002 15:49:16 -0400 From: Matt M. Since there are a couple of regulars who lose pretty much constantly, myself in particular, I went ahead and worked out some probabilities and some real world reference numbers too. Occurance of hand/event: straight 0.00394 flush 0.001981 a given canadian dying this […]