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Mike doesn’t know what this pokernight email should be about

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Mike doesn’t know what this pokernight email should be about Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 21:07:08 -0400 But he thinks it should be about bunnies. Bunnies that do the happy dance and wave their arms around. You’d better not be writting this down. Aw. You son of a bitch. Son […]

Oh Joyous Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Oh Joyous Pokernight Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:03:51 -0400 In the event that you find yourself living in a simulated world, the experts agree that the best thing for you to do is to make yourself as interesting as possible to the being monitoring the simulation. The theory being […]

Pokernight Fairytale

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight Fairytale Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400 Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it notes […]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400 Gather the following ingredients: 6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire 1 overripe abortion joke 2 cups ball bearings 3 killer robot 17 virgins 3 tbs butter 3 eggs 1 cup milk cigarette butts to taste Using the […]

The Dark Spirt of Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The Dark Spirt of Pokernight Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007 21:59:22 -0400 Pokernight has a dark dark spirt! Don’t eat it! tonight! dangerhouse. “first hand at nine”

The Unbearable Likeness of Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The Unbearable Likeness of Pokernight Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:43:35 -0400 Fredrickson the Hermit Crab was unhappy. His shell was much too small. Geoff the hermit crab, who lived in the neighborhood, had a much bigger shell, which Fredrickson thought was not fair at all because Geoff was a […]

Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:52:45 -0400 Young Vladimir was the first octopus in his class to win the world series poker championship. No, wait, he was the only octopus in his class to win the world series poker championship. In fact, he was both the […]

It Starts With Poker Night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: It Starts With Poker Night Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:16:12 -0400 Usually there will be a few people who can see them. These people will often be made fun of if they talk about it. They will be called crazy. If they post pictures of them on the internet […]

in other news, poker night!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: in other news, poker night! Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 20:25:27 -0400 Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a frog and a spider. No wait, that story sucks. How about in Space, there are these robots, and they are out to mess shit up, […]

That freaking Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: That freaking Pokernight Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400 A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time […]