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Mike doesn’t know what this pokernight email should be about

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From: electroblake
Subject: Mike doesn’t know what this pokernight email should be about
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 21:07:08 -0400
But he thinks it should be about bunnies. Bunnies that do the happy
dance and wave their arms around. You’d better not be writting this
down. Aw. You son of a bitch. Son of [...]

Oh Joyous Pokernight

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From: electroblake
Subject: Oh Joyous Pokernight
Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:03:51 -0400
In the event that you find yourself living in a simulated world, the
experts agree that the best thing for you to do is to make yourself
as interesting as possible to the being monitoring the simulation.
The theory being that if you are interesting enough, the [...]

Pokernight Fairytale

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From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight Fairytale
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:45:54 -0400
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was an office supply
store. It was a magic office supply store, filled with enchanted
staplers and prescient post it notes. If you put one of the post it
notes on the fridge, for example, [...]

pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake

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From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight recipe for success #1: Pokernight Poundcake
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 21:36:56 -0400
Gather the following ingredients:
6 empty handles Bombay Sapphire
1 overripe abortion joke
2 cups ball bearings
3 killer robot
17 virgins
3 tbs butter
3 eggs
1 cup milk
cigarette butts to taste
Using the bread hook attachment of your industrial sized Kitchenaid
stand mixer, grind the empty handles [...]

The Dark Spirt of Pokernight

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From: electroblake
Subject: The Dark Spirt of Pokernight
Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007 21:59:22 -0400
Pokernight has a dark dark spirt!
Don’t eat it!
tonight!
dangerhouse.
“first hand at nine”

The Unbearable Likeness of Pokernight

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From: electroblake
Subject: The Unbearable Likeness of Pokernight
Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:43:35 -0400
Fredrickson the Hermit Crab was unhappy. His shell was much too
small. Geoff the hermit crab, who lived in the neighborhood, had a
much bigger shell, which Fredrickson thought was not fair at all
because Geoff was a much smaller hermit crab. [...]

Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast

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From: electroblake
Subject: Young Vladimir, Pokernight Enthusiast
Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:52:45 -0400
Young Vladimir was the first octopus in his class to win the world
series poker championship. No, wait, he was the only octopus in his
class to win the world series poker championship. In fact, he was
both the only octopus to ever win [...]

It Starts With Poker Night

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From: electroblake
Subject: It Starts With Poker Night
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:16:12 -0400
Usually there will be a few people who can see them. These people
will often be made fun of if they talk about it. They will be called
crazy. If they post pictures of them on the internet they will be
accused [...]

in other news, poker night!

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From: electroblake
Subject: in other news, poker night!
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 20:25:27 -0400
Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a frog and a
spider. No wait, that story sucks. How about in Space, there are
these robots, and they are out to mess shit up, because they are bad
ass [...]

That freaking Pokernight

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From: electroblake
Subject: That freaking Pokernight
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:07:04 -0400
A long time ago in a galaxy that was really, really far away there
were some people who did some amazing stuff. But don’t think that
you’ll every get to meet them, unless you know how to build a time
machine and also a very fast [...]