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The long dark pokernight of the soul

Subject: The long dark pokernight of the soul From: Blake To: poker-nigh The house was completely dark when I arrived. Quiet, too. A little too quite. I stumbled up the stairs and into the library. A dim light seeped through the cigarette smoke stained windows. Enough for me to find a clear spot on the […]

the one million ducks of pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: the one million ducks of pokernight Date: Thu, 31 May 2007 19:59:14 -0400 The one million ducks of pokernight is a story about one million ducks whose lives were forever changed one fateful pokernight. The one million ducks of pokernight were created by Zombie Jesus on the fifth Thursday of […]

The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 18:02:27 -0400 You might be thinking to yourself, “gee, how could anything that sounds so much like ‘communism’ be an unpleasant experience for the working man?!” Let me tell you. Imagine being locking inside a big metal box full […]

night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night Date: Thu, 3 May 2007 18:54:51 -0400 And in the depth, as the last few corpses lie rotting on the slimy thoroughfare, the shadows lifted from the roofs of buildings high on Winter Hill, and red mutant limes squeezed their juices […]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight! Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400 Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen- idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably. […]

Instant Replay Pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Instant Replay Pokernight Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:45:56 -0400 So it turns out that last week I accidentally only sent the pokernight email to dangerhouse. And nobody said anything about it until today. I know what this means. One of possibly four things: 1) nobody had the courage to […]

The little red pokernight

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: The little red pokernight Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2007 19:54:34 -0400 Billy the brown rabbit hippity hopped down the rabbit trail to visit his friend, Samantha Fox. Billy the brown rabbit and Samantha fox had known each other for years. They weren’t dating or anything, that would never work out, […]

Pokernight: Amusing 19th Century Melodrama, or Hive of Angry Bees?

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Pokernight: Amusing 19th Century Melodrama, or Hive of Angry Bees? Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:49:16 -0400 When we last left our intrepid hero, the amazing pokerduck had fallen into the seventeenth circle of oblivion and was fighting to save his immortal soul from the grips of the evil marching […]

pokernight is full of lies

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: pokernight is full of lies Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2007 20:57:16 -0500 A long time ago in a place far far away there once lived a little frog whose name was not Fredrickson but for the purpose of this story we will refer to him as Fredrickson even though that […]

Word to your poker night mother

To: poker-night From: electroblake Subject: Word to your poker night mother Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2007 19:31:09 -0500 Today at work Fred in Sales came up to my desk and was all like, Hey Blake, what do you say we make our product into something that our customers will pay more money for and won’t […]