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The long dark pokernight of the soul

Subject: The long dark pokernight of the soul
From: Blake
To: poker-nigh
The house was completely dark when I arrived. Quiet, too. A little
too quite. I stumbled up the stairs and into the library. A dim
light seeped through the cigarette smoke stained windows. Enough for
me to find a clear spot on the floor [...]

the one million ducks of pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: the one million ducks of pokernight
Date: Thu, 31 May 2007 19:59:14 -0400
The one million ducks of pokernight is a story about one million
ducks whose lives were forever changed one fateful pokernight.
The one million ducks of pokernight were created by Zombie Jesus on
the fifth Thursday of the fifth month of the fifth year [...]

The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The wonderful joys of commuting pokernight
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 18:02:27 -0400
You might be thinking to yourself, “gee, how could anything that
sounds so much like ‘communism’ be an unpleasant experience for the
working man?!”
Let me tell you.
Imagine being locking inside a big metal box full of seats with
slightly less leg room than the [...]

night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: night of the ever loving skeletal family poker night
Date: Thu, 3 May 2007 18:54:51 -0400
And in the depth, as the last few corpses lie rotting on the slimy
thoroughfare, the shadows lifted from the roofs of buildings high on
Winter Hill, and red mutant limes squeezed their juices into cocktail
glasses cracked and stained by [...]

Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Evil Android Alien Babies Attack Pokernight!
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:19:29 -0400
Space. If there is one thing you can say about it, it’s that space
is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, how much would your average teen-
idol pay to go into space? Like, all the money? Probably.
Especially if they [...]

Instant Replay Pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Instant Replay Pokernight
Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:45:56 -0400
So it turns out that last week I accidentally only sent the
pokernight email to dangerhouse. And nobody said anything about it
until today. I know what this means. One of possibly four things:
1) nobody had the courage to suggest that I, infallible [...]

The little red pokernight

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: The little red pokernight
Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2007 19:54:34 -0400
Billy the brown rabbit hippity hopped down the rabbit trail to visit
his friend, Samantha Fox. Billy the brown rabbit and Samantha fox
had known each other for years. They weren’t dating or anything,
that would never work out, because they were such good [...]

Pokernight: Amusing 19th Century Melodrama, or Hive of Angry Bees?

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Pokernight: Amusing 19th Century Melodrama, or Hive of Angry Bees?
Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:49:16 -0400
When we last left our intrepid hero, the amazing pokerduck had fallen
into the seventeenth circle of oblivion and was fighting to save his
immortal soul from the grips of the evil marching band instructor,
The Pacekeeper. After [...]

pokernight is full of lies

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: pokernight is full of lies
Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2007 20:57:16 -0500
A long time ago in a place far far away there once lived a little
frog whose name was not Fredrickson but for the purpose of this story
we will refer to him as Fredrickson even though that isn’t really his
name. Fredrickson did [...]

Word to your poker night mother

To: poker-night
From: electroblake
Subject: Word to your poker night mother
Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2007 19:31:09 -0500
Today at work Fred in Sales came up to my desk and was all like, Hey
Blake, what do you say we make our product into something that our
customers will pay more money for and won’t call us all the time
complaining about [...]