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DangerGiving Poker Night

To: poker-night
From: Blake
Subject: DangerGiving Poker Night
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:35:40 -0500
A long time ago, on a planet far far away, a colony of robots was
struggling to make it through the harsh winter of this strange new
world. The robots had used up all of the hydrogen used to power their
fuel cells during the long [...]

Dawn of the New Millennium Poker Night

Date: Thu, 1 Jan 2004 16:56:29 -0500
Subject: Dawn of the New Millennium Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
Greetings, fellow Earthicans!  If you’re like me, you’re probably
suffering from the most terrible hangover you’ve experienced since
about two or three days ago.  You probably remember labouring over an
ice cold shaker and tediously convincing a lemon peel, which was
perfectly happy with [...]

DangerFeast and Poker Night

Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 12:25:16 -0500
Subject: DangerFeast and Poker Night
From: blake
To: poker-night
A reminder for those of you with brain defects which don’t allow you to
remember things for more than 24 hours:
Regretting that mad killing spree you went on last thanksgiving that
resulted in you getting a huge old house all to yourself and a sweet
late [...]

Gamble Gamble Gamble

Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 12:29:16 -0500
Subject: Gamble Gamble Gamble
From: blake
To: poker-night
Friends, there is a holiday upon us.  One by way of its very nature
involves bingeing to the first degree.  Yes, that’s right, tomorrow is
Hedonism Day, the one day of the year, perhaps other than Robot
Christmas, where heros and supervillains can set aside their
differences over [...]

First(poker)Nite

Date: Wed Jan 01 17:54:01 2003
To: poker-night
From: Blake B.
Subject: First(poker)Nite
Good morning cats and kittens!  It’s Wednesday night and that means its time for Poker at Dangerhaus so scrape yourself off that cold tile floor, inspect your body for dangerous wounds and seek medical attention if necessary.  Remember that a couple of cold shots of good [...]

Gobble Poker

Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2002 07:22:35 -0500
Subject: Gobble Poker
From: Gonj
To: poker-night
Dangerhouse Poker Night Midterm
Answers will be provided at the end of the email.
Question 1:  What is Poker Night:
A.  A night when everyone sits in a circle and pokes each other
with a steel rod.
B.  A night when everyone ‘pokes’ somebody else.
C.  A night when money talks, [...]

A Very Dangerhaus Thanksgiving

Date: Sat Nov 23 01:47:16 2002
To: dangerhouse
From: Dangerhaus
Subject: A Very Dangerhaus Thanksgiving
Cc: pokernight
Day in and day out you find yourself surrounded by flesh eating insects, hounded by militant lesbian robots, unable to escape the psychic grasp of otherworldly god like beings who threaten our very plane of existence, and yet, somehow, you have survived.  Many [...]